Best Shepherd’s Pie: Frozen Shepherd’s Pie Taste Test!

Let’s just get this out of the way: The best shepherd’s pie in the frozen aisle isn’t actually shepherd’s pie. Of all the mashed potato-topped frozen pies we tried for this taste test, not one was actually made with ground lamb. Most are made with ground beef (so, technically, this is a list of the best cottage pie); hell, we even tried one that’s made with chicken, and now “chicken shepherd” is my new favorite job (it’s apparently called a “poultryman”).

Besides the fact that actual frozen shepherd’s pie is an anomaly, this was a bit of a tough taste test. I think of shepherd’s pie and cottage pie as being savory and flavorful, but so many we tried were inexcusably bland. All we wanted was filling with a genuine meaty flavor and a few nice vegetables, and a mashed potato topping that was actually seasoned. That combo was harder to find than you might think. All the same, we found the best frozen shepherd’s pie—even if it isn’t actually shepherd’s pie.

Best Non-Traditional

Marie Callender’s Chicken & Bacon Shepherd’s Pie

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Marie Callender took a lot of liberties with this frozen shepherd’s pie, guys. Yes, you read that correctly: It’s Chicken & Bacon Shepherd’s Pie. “I literally don’t even know what this is,” I wrote in my notes when this emerged from the microwave. While I highly doubt there are any shepherds tending to flocks of chickens and pigs, and while I do think this should have been called a “chicken and bacon mashed potato bowl” or something, it tastes better than 98 percent of the other frozen shepherd’s pies we tried. It’s creamy, a little smoky, and has nice, big pieces of chicken beneath the layer of smooth mashed potatoes. We liked this better than the more traditional Marie Callender shepherd’s pie, which tasted like a remixed (and very bland) Salisbury steak dinner. This is perhaps the least authentic frozen shepherd’s pie at the grocery store, but if you have your heart set on a layered dinner with meat, mash, and a vegetable, you could do a lot worse.

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Rating:

6.5/10

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Best Flavor

Chef Ramsay Shepherd’s Pie

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We tried this frozen shepherd’s pie in our taste test of all the Chef Ramsay frozen dinners, and it performed quite poorly. Compared to other Chef Ramsay dinners—including a pretty pleasant chicken pot pie and a microwavable frozen lasagna that doesn’t get all dried out when it’s cooked—the shepherd’s pie just didn’t make much of an impression. It’s very greasy and looks almost inedible. But here’s the thing: Compared to other frozen shepherd’s pies, it actually ended up being one of the best frozen shepherd’s pies we tried. The mashed potatoes are topped with a layer of cheese, so they actually taste like something, and the ground beef is salty and flavorful, even if it is super oily. I still can’t believe how many frozen shepherd’s pies just totally lack flavor. This cottage pie ranks for tasting like something.

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Rating:

6.5/10

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Best of the Best

Blake’s Shepherd’s Pie

Vons

When it comes to the best frozen shepherd’s pie, this is about as good as it gets. The beef is a bit gray. There’s no gravy of which to speak—it’s really just ground beef, corn kernels, and mashed potatoes. It tastes like something you’d make in a pinch with some leftovers from the fridge. It isn’t great, but it’s good—and it’s gluten free! The beef is very beefy tasting. The corn is sweet and pops in your mouth. And the mashed potatoes are tasty if a bit dry; they seem to have some mushrooms in the mix to contribute a little bit of umami, which is a nice touch. This frozen shepherd’s pie is simple as hell, but it’s a quick, hearty meal and, dammit, it’s the best shepherd’s pie we tried.

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Rating:

7.5/10

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