Sporked is your guide through the aisles. We are your go-to source for expert, authoritative opinions on the best packaged foods you can possibly buy, either in a grocery store or online. We’re new to the Mythical Crew, joining Good Mythical Morning with Rhett & Link and Mythical Kitchen. But we’re a bit different. We’re a website. We’re the internet’s source for the best in food rankings. We are here to help you make easy decisions when it comes to the best pasta sauce or frozen chicken nuggets. And we are here when you need a BFF who agrees that you should be able to eat ranch dressing like a soup.
Why look to us for answers? We’re actually trying all of these foods. We’re lining up cans of sardines and baking up batch after batch of frozen wings, then tasting them. We treat each item with as much gravitas as that other site treats the testing of ergonomic chairs. We consider flavor, texture, aesthetics, cost, nostalgia—everything you consciously and subconsciously think of when you take a bite of food. If we choose to include an item on our lists it’s because we genuinely like it and think you will too. This is all real. Need proof? Check out the behind-the-scenes footage on our Instagram and TikTok.
So, grab your metaphorical basket and start wandering our proverbial aisles, then get involved. Tell us about your own, personal rankings in the comments or, better yet, show us! Submit videos of your at-home taste tests and rankings by posting on social with #SporkedTasteTest. You might see your own beautiful face stuffed with spicy chips show up on our social channels. And please get in touch to tell us what you think we should be tasting next. We’re always looking for ways to stock our (virtual) shelves with delicious new content.