While all Domino’s pizza orders are valid with merit, some people are true artists when it comes to manipulating the system. Such is the case with a viral Domino’s order that we can’t stop thinking about.
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Since its inception, the Domino’s ordering system has fed countless families on pizza night, fueled an unsavory number of bachelor parties, and temporarily fooled too many bosses into thinking that a “great work” pizza party is, in fact, a replacement for living wages or health benefits.
The system also gave us the iconic None Pizza with Left Beef, a troll of a Domino’s order turned cultural phenomenon, providing the internet with chortles since 2007. But, and we hate to say this, 2007 was almost two decades ago.
It’s time a new order came to light to highlight the beauty of the Domino’s ordering system, and one contender has caught our eye for all the right reasons.
What’s the order?
In a recent TikTok, user SimplyFoodByTy has racked up north of a million views on his Domino’s order. Maybe it’s partially because of his passionate commentary, but that doesn’t take away from his order being brilliant.
He starts with the handmade pan pizza, which he refers to as the “hand pan pizza.” He’s on a nickname basis with these crusts, a fantastic sign for customer/business longevity. He goes on to specify that the crust needs to be well done. We agree. A crust well done is a crust done well.
Switch the tomato sauce for garlic parm, which he follows with “if you know, you know.” He’s darn right we do.
Flip that cheese quantity to extra, and use the cheddar cheese blend. Tobias’s mac and cheese recipe has 7.4 million views on YouTube, and is one of the first Google suggestions when searching for his name, so the man knows his way around starch and cheese.
As for the toppings, he adds steak meat, light onion, light green bell pepper, and bacon. This lands you with something somewhat similar to Domino’s Philly cheesesteak pizza (which has steak, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, and provolone and American cheese), but a little leveled-up. Bacon and extra cheese tend to do that.
Who is SimplyFoodByTy?
SimplyFoodByTy, aka Tobias Young, has given the world much more than a great idea for next time we have a hankering for Domino’s. He also talks the foodie talk, running a successful YouTube channel filled with recipes, and authoring a cookbook called Cultural Mosaic. As a singer, actor, and beekeeper, he’s also a bit of a mosaic of talents himself.
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