Shopping at Trader Joe’s is a lot like gambling. You’re gonna plunk down money for products that sound like winners but totally blow. Then, every once in a while, you’ll take your chances on something risky that changes your life forever (or at least until Trader Joe’s unceremoniously disappears your new favorite product from its shelves). Given that we’re not spending our own money on groceries here at Sporked, the stakes are pleasantly low and we’re able to try a lot of the products TJ’s cranks out. Lo and behold, we found a couple of real winners this year.
- Trader Joe’s Vegan Thai Green Curry
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Nope, this isn’t a new Trader Joe’s product, but it made its first appearance in one of our taste tests this year, and we firmly believe it deserves a shout-out. There are SO many things that are good about this microwavable meal. The jasmine rice comes in a separate compartment from the saucy curry, so the rice stays firm and fluffy rather than soupy and gummy. The mix of veg in the curry is so unique: When’s the last time (if ever) you saw green baby eggplant in a TV dinner? And it’s totally vegan—we prefer the tofu skins to, like, 99% of the chicken in microwave meals. This is as good as, if not better than, Thai takeout.
Credit: Liv Averett
- Trader Joe’s Cashel Blue Cheese Irish Potato Chips
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These chips probably aren’t for everyone, but we happen to love the ripe, tangy, and, yeah, moldy flavor of good blue cheese—and these Trader Joe’s potato chips nail it. It’s a wild experience. When you first bite into one of these sturdy, ridged chips you might find yourself being like, “Wait, this is too much flavor.” But just let it wash over you. Accept the powerful funk. Better yet, EMBRACE THE POWERFUL FUNK. Pair these with TJ’s Buffalo Chicken Dip and you’re really in for a treat. Sadly, you won’t find these at Trader Joe’s year-round, but they usually return around the holidays. Now’s the time to grab a bag if you want to embrace the funk like we have.
Credit: Liv Averett / Trader Joe’s

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