Shaq does it all. He’s a four-time NBA champ. A notorious destroyer of backboards. I mean, he even held his own alongside Larry David on that one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm (although his Scattergories skills leave something to be desired). In recent years, he’s taken a turn for the Wonka, releasing a line of Shaq gummies in 2024 that we liked so much they became a Sporked Awards runner-up that year. Now the GOAT is back on his bullsh (positive) with a new Shaq candy we can’t wait to try.
What’s the new Shaq gummy candy and how is it different from what he’s already released?
Hitting shelves as we speak, Shaq-A-Licious SLAMS are very different from the big, soft, squishy gummies Shaq released the first time around. In a bag of SLAMS you get a mix of little gummy balls covered in nonpareils, as well as sugar-coated gummy hoops that look kinda like peach rings, minus the mallow bottom. The balls come in three flavors—strawberry, watermelon, and orange—and the hoops are mango flavored.
They join the original Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies, which are shaped like Shaq’s big, glorious noggin; Shaq-A-Licious Gummies Sour, which come in shapes inspired by Shaq’s nicknames (Diesel, the Big Cactus, and the Big Shamrock); and, lastly, Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies in sneaker shapes (did you know he wears a size TWENTY-TWO?).
Okay, the new Shaq gummies sound weird … but do they look good?
I gotta say—these look pret-ty tasty and fun to eat. The press release from Hershey’s talks a lot about the “multitextural” experience of eating these, since the balls are crunchy and chewy and the hoops are more like traditional gummies. You can eat the bits separately, or you can make like Shaq and put the balls in the hoops for a little chew, a little squish, and some crunch, too.
Where can I get Shaq’s new candy?
According to Hershey’s, Shaq-A-Licious SLAMS should be hitting stores nationwide as we speak, but they’ll also be available on the Hersheyland website (although it doesn’t look like you can buy them quite yet). Positive reviews are already rolling in, including from people who haven’t even tried the candy. One enthusiastic five-star reviewer wrote, “I never tried these, but Shaq is great and I wanted to be the first to say it here.” That’s sweet…as candy.
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