Wendy’s Is Giving Away Free Fries of ANY Size—But Only Today, Here’s the Deal

It’s Friday the 13th—sorry, I mean it’s Fry-day the 13th. What’s the difference? Well, on Friday the 13th you get hunted down in the woods by a man wearing a hockey mask. On Fry-day the 13th you get free french fries! You still might end up getting hunted down in the woods by a man in a hockey mask but you’ll have a tum-tum full of fries and a wallet full of cash when you do. Confused? Here’s the deal. 

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Wendy’s is giving away FREE fries TODAY! 

Yes, Wendy’s is giving away free french fries today! And no, we’re not just talking about some tiny paper envelope filled with nine measly fries. Wendy’s is giving out free fries of any size. Not sure who’s opting for a medium fries when you can get a large fries. Don’t think you can finish a large order of fries? Maybe that guy in a hockey mask who’s chasing you through the woods would like to share! 

What’s the catch?

There’s always a catch, right? Well, it’s not so bad in this case. In order to qualify for your free Wendy’s fries you need to spend at least $5 on an order and purchase via the offer in the Wendy’s app. Don’t roll your eyes and act like you have too many apps. You crossed that line years ago.  

Why is Wendy’s doing this?

Because Wendy’s knows you’ve had a hard week thanks to Daylight Saving Time—and that guy in a hockey mask chasing you through the woods. Also, this is a smart way to get people to spend at least $5 at Wendy’s. Sometimes capitalism works in our favor. Happy Fry-day the 13th, everyone! And watch out! That guy in the mask is right behind you!