I Rounded Up Every 4/20 Fast Food Deal While I Was Still Sober Enough to Do It

I think 4/20 might have the most fast food deals of any day of the year. Have I corroborated that statement with, say, a basic google search? Nah. In the spirit of the holiday, I won’t be doing any actual research on the subject; I’m speaking purely from personal wisdom and vibes. (And the fact that this is the longest list of fast food deals I’ve ever put together for one single day. You’re welcome!)

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This is really a gift to your future self and my future self, because a high person could never cumulatively gather this much information in one organized place. I’ve gotta plan ahead for my 4/20 cravings, because I will have absolutely no capacity for planning on the day. To make things as simple as possible, I’ve even split these 4/20 deals into two categories: sweet and savory munchies. You’ll know exactly where to look when those craving hits. (Just do yourself a favor and bookmark this for later!) 

All the 4/20 fast food deals for your savory munchies: 

• Fatburger: Original Fatburger for $4.20—that’s more than half off in some locations!
• KFC: Oooh, KFC has got the goods. Their 4/20 menu includes: a $4.20 Pot Pie Combo, 2-piece chicken tenders for $2.95 (original or extra crisp), and a $20 Chick N’ Nug Meal. The $20 meal is basically a bucket with 6 pieces of chicken on the bone, 12 nuggets, 2 large sides and 4 biscuits. For anyone who wants to know: I will be getting the bucket.
• Wingstop: Hot Boxes are returning to Wingstop on 4/20… and you get a free “flavor tray” (it’s a rolling tray) with every Hot Box purchase. 
• Cheba Hut: The OG “munchies mob” sandwich chain, Cheba Hut is offering $4.20 Nug sandwiches (4-inch toasted sub sandwiches) AND a free limited-edition frisbee. Yes, I said a frisbee. No, don’t eat it. Go to the park. Be outdoors. Commune with the trees. That’s what this holiday is for.
• Jimmy John’s: Okay, this is cute. JJ’s is celebrating 4/20 with a line of “Dream Rotation” meals that include a toasted sandwich, chips, a drink, and a cereal ‘n milk crispy treat for $8.99
• Subway: BOGO Footlongs with code “FLBOGO”
• Tijuana Flats: Guests who say “roll me a fat one” while ordering (hahahaha) will get 20% off their entire order. 
• Mellow Mushroom: You can get 4 Mellow Rollz in any flavor for just $4.20! And you can also get Pretzel Bites for just $4.20, served with regular or spicy beer cheese.
• Chipotle: This might be a little more involved for those of us operating off three brain cells on 4/20, but if you show up to Chipotle in a hockey jersey after 3pm (local time), you can get a BOGO on most menu meals, up to five per check. 
• Taco Bell: Free large Nacho Fries with a $20+ purchase!

4/20 sweets (and beverages) you can grab at a discount:

• Insomnia Cookies: Grab a 6-pack of your favorite traditional cookies for $4.20! 
• BJ’s Brewhouse: BJ’s famous Pizookie is only $4.20 at all locations nationwide
• Ben & Jerry’s x Gopuff collab: Why drive? If you want to order ice cream straight to your living room, Gopuff is giving a $1 promotion onf Ben & Jerry’s “Half Baked” Ice Cream Pints (available 3pm to 6pm ET).
• Peet’s Coffee: Peet’s is offering any size cold brew for just $3. Apparently, 4/20 is also National Cold Brew Day. That feels… wrong. But also right. But also wrong? But also right. Damn, am I high already…?
• Voodoo Doughnut: Three words: blunt-shaped doughnuts.  I might legitimately be high already because this is really blowing my mind. Voodoo’s 4/20 “Blunt Box” features six doughnuts in the shape of blunts. The flavors are: Breadstick Blunt, Puff, Puff, Pass, Maple Blazer Blunt, Watermelon Sour High, Jalapeño Popper Hotbox, and the Wake & Bake Blunt. 

Anyways, that’s the list. I’ve done my part for society and my future stoned self. Toodles!