“I Have No Self Control:” The Aldi Dessert Reddit Can’t Get Enough Of

Reddit just found the most craveable, loveable, and unstoppable dessert at Aldi and we need to talk about it. As with all things, there’s a bit of a pro and a bit of a con to this one. Still, I can’t help but smile when I saw what we were talking about. Aldi dropped a new cookies & cream spread and I, for one, am fully here for it.

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A Cookies And Cream Fiend’s Dream

This is what dreams are made of! A scoopable, spreadable, delectable cookies and cream dessert. Light as air and delicious to boot. This quite honestly may be the perfect dessert. Could you slather ice cream onto your favorite salty snacks? I didn’t think so. Can you eat a chocolate bar by the spoonful? Nope! This is the ultimate dessert.

There’s One Big Drawback

We don’t like to count calories here at Sporked. Reddit on the other hand could not stop talking about both the calories and the ingredients in this dessert. It was quickly pointed out that this cookies and cream spread from Aldi has 210 calories for a 2 tablespoon serving. Okay, a valid concern.

As for the ingredients, there’s not a lot to love here. It’s mainly just sugar, vegetable oils, milk powder, and cookies. Well at least there’s not a lot of room to hide! Listen, are we really surprised that the number one ingredient on the cookies and cream spread is sugar? No! Sometimes we just have to really accept that the spreadable cookies and cream dessert doesn’t have to be healthy for us.

A Lot To Love

Literally. There’s a lot to love here. This tub of spread comes with 13oz of cookies and cream goodness. It’s actually surprisingly massive. Which does come into play when this is a dessert that is so good, some couldn’t stop digging their fingers into the tub. There’s an easy solution for that. Just get a child lock, duh!

We’re going to go crazy with all this spread. We’re dipping everything imaginable into it: pretzel rods, graham crackers, even our tongues! Nothing will stop us from getting more of this stuff. You can also slather it into a warm crepe, add it to some toast, mix it into your ice cream or yogurt. What if we topped an Oreo with the cookies and cream spread? Now that’s the ultimate experience!