Dutch Bros’ New Flavors Are Totally Cosmic

It’s time to take you to another planet. And that planet is Dutch Bros. Located in the center of the Rising Coffee Chain galaxy, Dutch Bros is hoping that you make contact with it and its people over the next couple of weeks; it’s the only way to achieve interplanetary peace, after all. 

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Or to try its new drinks, at least. Was that extended image above a little winding and nonsensical? Absolutely, it was. But it got us there: Dutch Bros is bringing out a trio of new drinks that feel positively space-aged. Fire up the rockets, and let’s blast off to check them out (okay, I’ll stop). 

Take Me To Planet Dutch

Dutch Bros’ new drinks were announced yesterday in a press release, in which the coffee chain stated that it wanted to “[take] customers on a cosmic ride to Planet Dutch with three stellar sips.” See, it’s not just me leaning into it. In classic Dutch Bros style, the three new drinks are playful, different, and will be juuuust a little busy for some people’s tastes. 

And those drinks are…

• Cosmic Cookie Dough: A combo of chocolate chip cookie dough flavor and a chocolate swirl, with a Soft Top and cookie dough pieces finishing it off. Available as a Blended Freeze, Iced Latte, or Cold Brew with Cream.
• Stardust: Available as an iced or blended Rebel energy drink, iced lemonade, or a Myst Energy Refresher, this sprightly sip is a blend of strawberry and watermelon flavors topped with stardust crunch candy. 
• Supernova: Peach, passion, orange, and strawberry come together to create a fruity concoction that Dutch Bros hopes will blast you into space. Available in the same formations as the Stardust drink above.

The drinks are available now at all Dutch Bros locations across the country, and they’ll be around while supplies last. No word on how many supplies they actually have, though – so get them now before you miss out. 

Making Waves

When Dutch Bros hasn’t been setting its sights on conquering the known universe this year, it’s been focusing on dominating the US instead. The coffee chain of the moment has had a typically busy 2026, expanding its home line and recently ranking as one of the most popular coffee chains in the country (albeit with a significantly smaller percentage than the higher-ranked options). It doesn’t show any signs of stopping, either — and with the ever-increasing appeal of customizable options (which Dutch Bros is very good at), it’s only set to carry on growing. Will it expand beyond Earth? Probably not yet, but these new drinks are a good start.