Have you ever wanted to bite into a chocolate bar in the shape of a Formula 1 car? Well, vroom vroom, b*tch. Kit Kat is about to make your dreams come true.
Why is this happening?
Did you know that Kit Kat became the “Official Chocolate Bar of Formula 1” in early 2025, which is a real thing that that probably threw millions of dollars at to make happen? Naturally, with a title like that, they had to follow up on their investment with something. And… voila. A chocolate racecar. Groundbreaking stuff here, guys.
You sound disparaging of this news, Ariana.
Nah. That’s just the way I talk. I think I’m the only person at Sporked who even cares about F1 and was actually geeking out about this. But I will say, finding out this new Kit Kat isn’t available in the U.S. yet did put a damper on my mood. Looks like these are rolling out to stores in the U.K., Ireland, and Australia in single and multi-packs for the time being. (According to @mouthattack on IG, “additional markets are expected to follow,” though. So that’s good news.) C’mon, Kit Kat. Send me a racecar chocolate bar, please?
Which Formula 1 car is it modeled after?
What an incredible question you’ve just asked, reader. It really shows that you actually care about Formula 1 and haven’t simply watched every season of Drive to Survive on Netflix because there’s something innately fascinating about hot European men zooming around a racetrack while their (occasionally equally hot) team executives behave like literal box-office supervillains come to life. Oh, the drama. Oh, the riches. Oh, the accents.
But to answer your question: It’s just a generic modern F1 racecar. They didn’t get into the finer details or pick a team to model it after. Actually, now that I’m saying it, I think that was kind of a stupid question. Oh well.
Anyways, can I let my freak flag fly for a second? Everyone scroll up and get a good look at that chocolate bar. Take in the sleek lines and detailed molding. Imagine how satisfying it would be to actually bite into that. I’m not even blowing smoke up Kit Kat’s ass engine here. I genuinely think this would be fun to eat. (Though if you charge me over $5 for it, I’m gonna fly over to the Kit Kat HQ and slap their brand partnerships manager upside the head. Nestle and F1 make too much damn money for that kind of nonsense.)
So, it’s just a normal Kit Kat shaped like an F1 car, right?
The official description is that it contains milk chocolate, a Kit Kat wafer, and “crispy cereal elements.” Make of that info what you will, because it’s all I got.
Wait, so who’s your F1 team, Ariana?
Ha. No chance, bud. I’m not asking for a fight. But I will say: Estie-bestie… call me. Please. I’d risk it all.
Thoughts? Questions? Complete disagreement? Leave a comment!