Forget Stanley and Owala, This Insulated Margarita Tumblr Is THE Mug of the Summer 

For decades – for generations, even – scientists have been plagued by one key issue: How do you make a margarita portable? It’s baffled the greatest minds of our time, brought world leaders together to find a solution, and kept this cocktail bound mainly to the bar. Canned margaritas offered us a glimmer of hope in the darkness (and some of ‘em are pretty good), but they just don’t compare to your homemade marg. 

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Well, get ready for a new national holiday, because one company’s solution is finally hitting the big leagues. Portable drinkware company REDUCE makes an insulated margarita tumbler that will make your picnics approximately one million times better. Here are the details. 

Frozen Margs That Stay Frozen? Yes, Please

REDUCE’s Saltini Tumbler has been around for a couple of years now, but in the last couple of days, it’s shuffled up the pack and hit viral status, thanks to Instagram accounts like @benbuysbest profiling it (which then brought it to our door). Honestly, we’re surprised that it’s taken this long to truly take off in the Internet World. The Saltini Tumbler is shaped like a margarita glass, and comes in several different sizes, including 12 oz. and 16 oz. – so you can share if you want (or just keep the party going for yourself). REDUCE’s website currently only stocks the 16 oz. size, which is absolutely fine by us. 

The Saltini Tumbler comes in a huge range of colors and retails at around $24.99, and is available both directly from REDUCE and from other online retailers like Amazon. It’s also got internal measurement markers, so you can mix up your margs directly in the tumbler. Take your margarita mix to the park with you, add some liquor and ice, and get ready to be the most popular person there. Add in the fact that it’ll keep your drinks cold for 10 hours, and you’ve got a winner on your hands.

Do People Love It? Of Course They Love It

As expected, when REDUCE’s Saltini Tumbler hit its new legion of fans, people promptly decided that yes, they want it. “Definitely going to the Mexican restaurant and in my bag,” said one commenter on @benbuysbest’s post. “No drink left unfinished.” We’ll take that marg to go, please. “I need that ASAP,” said another person. 
Other people have pointed out that this margarita tumbler is no different from a Stanley or any other insulated mug, apart from its shape. Look, we know that. We all know that. But aren’t we all allowed to have a little bit of fun?