What’s Hotter Than Your Ex? Buldak Has an Idea

Are you single? Listen, I don’t mean to be stressful, but Valentine’s Day is coming our way at breakneck speed, so it’s time to mentally and physically prepare for the annual onslaught of pro-monogramy propaganda orchestrated by greeting card and candy companies. But while most packaged food brands will spend the next month making you feel bad for not coupling up and buying something nice for your paramour, Buldak is taking a different tack. The way they see it, you probably have an ex you hate—and you’d probably love to celebrate something that’s hotter than your ex this Valentine’s Day, right? 

So, what does Buldak have for us this Valentine’s Day?

You probably could’ve seen this coming, but Buldak, famed purveyor of spicy ramen, is releasing spicy noodles for the occasion. A new flavor of Buldak spicy noodles? No, afraid not. But what you can get is a limited edition Original flavor Buldak Big Bowl that says “Hotter than my ex.” Was your ex kind of a loser? Well, you can rest assured Buldak noodles are hotter than he was. I don’t have much heat tolerance, I’ll admit, but Buldak noodles ARE really hot. And I’m sure I have a few loser exes who are A LOT less hot. 

And if the knowledge that your noodles are hotter than your ex isn’t enough for you, you can always read him for filth on the internet while eating spicy noodles. Now that’s catharsis. 

Where can I get the Buldak’s Valentine’s Day Big Bowl? 

The specially packaged spicy noodle bowl will start rolling out in late January through February at Walmart, HMart, and on TikTok Shop. In the meantime, you can feast on our favorite Buldak flavors. Those are hot, too.