The best snacking cracker and the best store-bought cookie are together at last. This week, the makers of Oreo announced the Ritz/Oreo collaboration we’ve been waiting for our entire lives without even realizing it. It almost makes too much sense. This compatible snack couple was endgame from the start, yet somehow, none of us saw it coming.
The appropriately named Ritz x Oreo is the ultimate salty and sweet, cookie and cracker combination. It consists of a layer of peanut butter-flavored creme and a layer of Oreo creme sandwiched between one Ritz cracker and one chocolate Oreo cookie. Can’t say for sure, but I have a feeling these beautiful creations will taste like an angel’s laugh, or like something you’d find in a witch’s house in a fairytale forest (but in a good, not-at-all-sinister way). Or, you know, maybe it will taste like a fluffernutter if you added cocoa, which would be more verifiable than my first two guesses (but would taste just as good).
How does one actually get their hands on some of these sweet, savory creations? They’re not in a regular ol’ store, I’ll tell you that. And you’ll have to act fast. The only way to nab a pack is to order one from this link on Oreo’s website, which goes live at 12 p.m. EST on Thursday, May 26. That’s TOMORROW, y’all. And to make this exclusive offer even more enticing, get this: they’re free. All you have to pay is $3.95 for shipping and handling. The promotion officially ends July 5, or “when all 1000 packs are claimed” (I have a feeling that will be at approximately 12:01 p.m. tomorrow).
I’m assuming these coveted creations will be about as difficult to score as BTS tickets, and will involve a lot of fast clicking. Luckily, I believe in myself and my clicking abilities, and I believe in you. If any of you happen to snag one of these, please let me know in the comments! And if I miss this promotion, you know where to find me: wandering around in a forest looking for a witch’s house where I could politely request some Ritz x Oreos. What could possibly go wrong?