Feelin’ like the world is a little upside down? That might be because yet another Stranger Things collab was released this week, and this one involves pizza. That’s right, you can now get Surfer Boy Pizza (just like from the place Argyle works), and all you have to do to is drive to Walmart and pick it up in the frozen foods section (probably right by the Eggo waffles; iykyk).
Good news for us: Since we live in our reality and not the world of this popular Netflix show (thank god), we don’t even have to worry about running into any Demogorgons on the way to Walmart! Sounds like a win-win to me.
The pizza comes in multiple varieties—Pepperoni, Supreme, Multi-Meat, and Pineapple Jalapeño—all packaged in red-and-white boxes just like the ones from the show. There’s also a variety pack so you can try all the flavors at once. Whether you want to pick up a bunch of these to serve at your Stranger Things watch party or for a fun game of edible frisbee, the choice is yours. The bottom line is that you can now eat the same exact brand and variety of pizza as the characters in Stranger Things while watching Stranger Things. And I think that’s pretty neat.
This pizza isn’t the only Stranger Things collab to come out this season—or even the only one involving food! A month ago, Doritos announced the limited-time release of Doritos 3D Crunch Three Cheese chips, in addition to a Live from the Upside Down virtual concert featuring Charli XCX on June 23. Also, the surfing/clothing company Quicksilver is selling a Surfer Boy Pizza T-Shirt just like the one Argyle wears on the show.
What happens if you were to wear this T-shirt while eating Surfer Boy pizza with a side of 3D Crunch Three Cheese Doritos while watching a Stranger Things-themed Charli XCX concert on your computer and an episode of Season 4 on your TV, all at the SAME TIME? Would this create a new Rift and send you to the Upside Down? Guess you’ll have to try it out for yourself and find out! Good luck.
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