Totino’s Just Released Two Brand New Pizzas

Man, those late night sleepover gatherings as a kid were always epic. Hours and hours of Goldeneye tournaments until my eyes bled. Cranking Now That’s What I Call Music 1-15 on the stereo (I can still hear that Eve 6 song whenever I close my eyes), and of course, devouring platter after platter of Totino’s pizza rolls. Thanks, Mom. Totino’s was one of those brands that managed to finagle its way into the memories of ‘90s kids everywhere.

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Little did we know back then (at least I didn’t), Totino’s didn’t just offer those bite-sized, screaming-hot pizza pouches; the company also sold actual pizzas, fit for a party. There were three different options to choose from: Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, and the Ultimate Combination (extra cheese plus pepperoni). But now Totino’s is expanding its pizza lineup to include two additional ‘zas, so get those childhood friends on the phone, find yourself a copy of Goldeneye, and crank Now That’s What I Call Music as loud as possible, because you have a long-overdue sleepover to throw. Or just buy a bag and eat it alone on your couch while watching Yellowstone—you know, adult stuff.

What Are The Two New Totino’s Pizza Flavors?

Totino’s went pretty big with its two new options, which they should have, considering the only pizzas they currently offer have only the most basic of ingredients. Now, customers can choose from either Mexican Style and Chicken Bacon Ranch. The Mexican Style brings a taco-like flare to each bite, using seasoned beef, onions, and peppers. This combination gives the pizza a heartier flavor with the beef, plus you get a double dose of vegetables, too. Now you can skip the salad beforehand since this pizza lets you hit your daily vegetable quota (kinda). 

The second option is a classic trio of flavors you see on pizzeria menus everywhere nowadays: chicken, bacon, and ranch (the Holy Trinity of flavor). White meat chicken chunks, savory bacon bits, and a creamy ranch-infused sauce all join hands to sing a craveable Kumbaya of flavor. Totino’s wanted to create something people would fawn over and chicken-bacon-ranch pizza is a pretty foolproof way into the hearts of snack food lovers everywhere.

Totino’s Swings Hard With A One-Two Pizza Punch

Listen, as an adult, I don’t really find myself thinking about Totino’s all too often. You know, cholesterol and all that adult stuff I need to care about now. But the child who resides in my nostalgia will always remember them and I do think anyone who still rides the Totino’s train should absolutely feel stoked for these two new offerings. It’s about time the company expanded beyond its cheese-and-pepperoni borders and now sleepovers everywhere can inject those late-night Nintendo 64 marathons with even more flavor.