New Trader Joe’s Snack Alert: I Tried Trader Joe’s Ranch Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips

It’s been no less than four days since the official release, and Trader Joe’s new snack is already shaping up to be a hit. 

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I think Trader Joe’s wants to start a snack feud. Here me out: Everyone knows about TJ’s Chili Lime Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips. They’re basically a less spicy (but just as limey) version of Takis Fuego, and they’ve been around for a while, quietly acting as a Takis dupe for people with a normal tolerance for spice (and citric acid). That was attempt #1 at starting beef with a major snack company. Then, mere weeks ago, Doritos announced a new Doritos Dinamita Spicy Cool Ranch flavor—which is basically a Takis dupe, but with their Cool Ranch seasoning. 

And lo and behold: Trader Joe’s is right on their tail with their version of a ranch-flavored rolled corn tortilla chip. It’s like a dupe of a dupe. Even I’m struggling to keep up with it all, and this is my job.  

I tried them, because duh, I had to. And spoiler: You gotta buy them immediately. Here’s my breakdown. 

New Trader Joe’s Snack

Trader Joe’s Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips Ranch

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Pros: These taste pretty much exactly like Cool Ranch Doritos and not Takis Buckin’ Ranch (which aren’t very good to begin with). I’m ashamed to admit how many of these I ate in one sitting. What you essentially have is an incredibly satisfying snack shape with an incredibly satisfying snack flavor. They’re crunchy, sturdy, and absolutely coated in ranch dust. They have no heat to speak of, though—a pro or con, depending on your preference.  

Cons: Are they super original? No. It’s a combo of two iconic snacks: Takis and Doritos. Hence my theory that TJ’s is trying to cement their place in the big snack leagues by starting beef with major companies. Good for you, TJ’s. I love drama. 

Verdict: Trader Joe’s new snack might be an instant classic, even if it’s a rip-off. There’s even some speculation on Reddit that a cheesy flavor is in the works. I will be right here patiently waiting until they arrive. 

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Rating:

9/10

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