What to Buy at Sam’s Club For Father’s Day

Every household is divided into two factions: Sam’s Club or Costco. I grew up in a Sam’s Club household and stayed that way until I ultimately betrayed my entire bloodline by turning to Costco. For those who haven’t made the jump―or made it in the opposite direction―this one’s for you. Make Dad proud by getting him some mighty nice things that are on this list from Sam’s Club for Father’s Day.

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Nathan’s Grass-Fed Skinless Beef Franks

Sam’s Club doesn’t have the iconic Costco hot dog, but that’s actually not a bad thing in this situation. We’re going to grab Nathan’s new grass-fed beef franks for Dad so he can grill them up. A move that would be sacrilegious to the Costco hot dog that’s meant to be boiled. Let Dad craft it up and reap the rewards. Just be sure to throw in a full-service cleaning job on his grill as an extra gift.

OH SNAP! Dilly Bites Dill Pickle Snack Packs

This one’s for the dads who snatched up all the various pickles you got on your plate at restaurants when you were growing up. Now that you’ve gone off on your own, you can’t exactly ship them back to him. That’d be unreasonable! Get him a 12 count of dill pickle snack packs from Sam’s Club so he can pull one out whenever he’s really missing you. And spending quality time with you, of course.

Terry Ho’s Original Yum Yum Sauce

Giving your grown father “yum yum sauce” is a little suspicious. He’ll get over any feelings he has in that department as soon as he tries it. This stuff can be slathered onto anything: meats, seafood, veggies. Anything he finds fitting, really. The beauty of this sauce from Sam’s Club is that he can pull a classic dad move by taking ownership of it through a blanket of mystery. People will know him for this sauce that he brings to all gathers and it’ll be your secret to share together―it’s just Terry Ho’s.

Cayman Jack Fiesta Margarita Cocktail Variety Pack

Men are typecast as beer drinkers. That’s not all we are, though! Some men (myself included) prefer a margarita instead. We don’t exactly go around shouting it to the rooftops. If your dad is a marg kinda guy, and you know that, show him that you really see him by getting this margarita variety pack from Sam’s Club. It mostly comes with cans of classic margaritas (12 out of the total 24 pack), but it comes with four each of the mango, strawberry, and grilled pineapple margaritas as well. That way he can try something new.

Member’s Mark Lightly Salted Deluxe Mixed Nuts

A colossal vat of mixed nuts gives me major dad energy. They can grab a fistful anytime they need it or just plop down on the couch with it by their side, mindlessly eating away. It seems like every older guy is always getting hounded to watch his sodium so let’s get the lightly salted variety from Sam’s Club. For the sake of Dad!