What’s New At Sam’s Club This Week (Featuring A Viral Sensation)

The weekend is here and it’s time to properly celebrate. By getting a dessert that is so tempting, it won’t last to see the other side of the weekend. Okay, okay, not all our choices this week are so frivolous. There’s some serious snacking ahead. Including a TikTok superstar snack! It’s nice to get a little bit of both into the mix. Here are the new items at Sam’s Club that you should give a chance this week.

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Member’s Mark Turtle Cookie Bars

Wow. I find myself in this situation far too often. I see a dessert at Sam’s Club that I would absolutely crush all by myself in a single weekend. These turtle cookie bars from Member’s Mark are the latest temptation. I guess being able to eat with the hunger of a full family does make buying in bulk worthy when you are technically only one person. Okay, twist my arm. I’ll get them!

Häagen-Dazs Brown Butter Cookie & Vanilla Bean Ice Cream Cup Variety Pack

Häagen-Dazs. You mad lads. I cannot believe you would give the people what they want. The world would be a better place if pints of ice cream didn’t actually come in pints. It’s easy to clean off an entire pint in one night so the perfect solution is to just make them smaller. Thankfully, they make those and Sam’s Club has them in stock so you can save your tummy from a messy night.

Honey Smoked Fish Co. Honey Salmon Stackers

They’re back! Sam’s Club’s beloved honey salmon stackers are back in stores after a bit of virality! They’ve got everything you need in one place. Savory, sweet, packed with protein to fill you up. And they’re portable? You beautiful geniuses, we’ve finally found the perfect food.

Kewpie Spicy Mayo

Oh my goodness, look at the timing on that one. If you wanted to add a bit of spice to our sweet and savory party, then double up on these Sam’s Club finds. Get the honey salmon stackers and a bottle of Kewpie’s spicy mayo for the ultimate treat. Now we just have to figure out how to make a bottle of Kewpie as portable as our stackers. Perhaps a holster?

Gimme Sea Salt Roasted Seaweed Snacks

These seaweed snacks from Sam’s Club have it all. They’re crispy, they’re crunchy, and they’re utterly craveable. You can just eat them straight out of the package or throw them onto any rice dish you’re cooking up for an added bit of flavor. Or just squirt a bit of our Kewpie on them for something a bit more fun.