This $15 Fanny Pack Gets You $300+ of Free Denny’s

To quote myself anytime I open my banking app, that math ain’t mathing. Yes, Denny’s is about to sell $15 fanny packs that can be redeemed for over $300 of free Denny’s food. While this isn’t exactly a gift card, if you’re truly committed to the grind, every Denny’s Spring Break Pass is your ticket to six weeks of free Denny’s. Let’s dig into this Grand Slam of a deal and get to the sticky truth.

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How does this crossbody bag get me free Denny’s?

Each of these cute Denny’s-branded bags features a unique QR code redeemable for a free Everyday Value Slam once a day from March 2 through April 14. Those free Denny’s Everyday Value Slams will each feature two eggs, two applewood-smoked bacon strips or two all-pork sausage links, plus your choice of two buttermilk pancakes, two slices of brioche French toast, or a biscuit with gravy.

If you truly max out your Spring Break Pass value by hitting up a Denny’s every single day of the promotion, those meals will run you just ~34 cents a pop. For reference, picking up one of Olive Garden‘s Never-Ending Pasta Passes will get you nine weeks of (admittedly, bottomless) daily meals at a little over $1.50 each. Let me know in the comments if I should go down the rabbit hole of comparing the financial value of these super-deal memberships from various restaurants.

How do I get Denny’s Spring Break Pass?

These bags will go on sale exclusively to Denny’s rewards members at 11 a.m. EST on February 23; if you aren’t already a Denny’s rewards member, sign up now so you don’t miss out on the hottest fanny-pack-coupon-combo of the year. If any bags remain unsold after that members-only launch, the remaining stock will go live to the public on DinerDrip.com at 12 p.m. EST. (As of now, the bags are sold out.)

At this time, I can’t confirm whether shipping is an additional cost. Unless these fanny packs are hand-delivered by bald eagles (the most premium shipping option offered by USPS), paying a little extra S&H won’t take this out of “damn, that’s a good deal” territory.