The Best Cheap Rum for Your Budget Bar

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Yo ho ho, my seafaring friends! In the mood for a nice rum cocktail but short on cash because you simply haven’t had time to do quite as much pillaging lately? Well, avast me hearties! Because my colleague Justine Sterling and I found the best cheap rum—white, gold, and spiced! 

What makes cheap rum the best cheap rum? 

There’s a world of wonderful rums out there, but if you’re throwing a party, making batches of frozen Daiquiris for your girlies, or mixing simple Rum and Cokes, then you probably don’t need to blow a bunch of your hard earned doubloons on the good stuff. (Don’t worry, I’ll drop the pirate stuff soon.)

  • Price, obviously. Every bottle we tried cost less than 20 bucks. 
  • Flavor that isn’t reminiscent of rubbing alcohol. White rum should be crisp and tropical. Gold rum should have some rounder edges and added vanilla-like flavors. And spiced rum should be complex and zesty. And they should all taste great with Coke. Them’s the rules! 

We cracked open ten bottles of rum—Bacardi! Captain Morgan! Four Freedoms?—and these were the three best.

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best white rum

Best White Rum

Captain Morgan White

If you’re used to grabbing a bottle of Bacardi simply out of habit, you should really give this Captain Morgan white rum a shot. I know. That guy is most famous for making spiced rum (and for raiding Spanish colonies in the Caribbean in the 1600s). But hear us out: The dastardly fella knows his way around a bottle of white rum. This is so much more quaffable than Bacardi! It’s a little fruity, sweet, and kind of reminds me of apple juice, but that’s preferable to white rum that tastes like rubbing alcohol. So yeah, trust CM with white rum, just don’t trust him with a sword (Reddit tells me the guard of his cutlass is turned backwards in the Captain Morgan logo—pirate faux pas!). 

Rating:

8/10

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bacardi gold rum review

Best Gold Rum

Bacardi Gold

A little aging goes a long when it comes to Bacardi rum. Most white rum has a pretty unfortunate astringent flavor, but the aging process involved in producing gold rum takes the edges off, for sure. If you’re looking for a rum to mix with Coke, I’d pick this over regular Bacardi. It still tastes rummy, but the warm sugary flavor is more robust. 

Rating:

8.5/10

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sailor jerry rum review

Best Cheap Rum

Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum

This was the last rum we tried in our taste test, and it’s the best by far—really, it’s the only one we tried that feels like a complete idea, not just something to mix with something else. It’s sugary and round and warm—and the spices aren’t too rooty. Captain Morgan really tasted like straight-up root beer to us. This is much more versatile and it’s the only cheap rum we tried that I would drink on its own in lieu of a nice bourbon. I took this bottle home! 

Rating:

10/10

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About the Author

Gwynedd Stuart

Howdy! I’m Gwynedd, Sporked’s managing editor. I live in Los Angeles and have access to the best tacos the U.S. has to offer—but I’m a sucker for a crunchy Old El Paso taco night every now and then. I’ve been at Sporked since 2022 and I’m still searching frozen mozzarella sticks that can hold a candle to restaurant sticks. Why you should trust me: I’ve been a journalist for 20 years (yikes), a consumer of food for 40-plus years, and I’m truly hard pressed to think of foods I don’t like (or that I can’t tolerate at the very least). Oh and one time I cooked my way through Guy Fieri’s cookbook and wrote about the journey through Flavortown. What I buy every week: Trader Joe’s Original Savory Thins. Fat free plain yogurt (usually Fage or Nancy’s). Honeycrisp apples. Sweet cream coffee creamer for my at-home Americanos. A frozen cauliflower crust pizza and some jarred mushrooms to top it with. Old El Paso Stand ‘N Stuff taco shells and Gardein Ground Be’f, even though I think “be’f” is a nightmarish contraction. Favorite ranking: Stouffer’s frozen dinners. I don’t own a microwave (I get my cancers the old fashioned way!), so I love taste testing things that I don’t really buy to eat at home. Least favorite ranking: Soy sauce. Don’t get me wrong, I love soy sauce—but consuming that much sodium in one sitting is probably illegal in some countries. Our frozen enchilada taste test was a close second; the smell of microwaved corn tortillas still haunts me.

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