The Best Frozen Turkey Dinners for the Saddest Lil’ Thanksgiving Ever

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The best frozen turkey dinners have history. Once upon a time, way back in the mid 20th century, Swanson put some sliced turkey, cornbread stuffing, peas, and potatoes into a metal tray, and frozen meals were born. The turkey TV dinner was the king of the frozen aisle, but it’s since been overshadowed by frozen burritos and breakfast bowls and frozen pizzas with cheese all jammed up in their crusts. Still, there’s something to be said for a classic—especially when this time of year rolls around—so we rounded up all the frozen turkey dinners we could get our hands on to find the best. (But please, don’t eat one of these for Thanksgiving dinner! I won’t be able to rest if I think you people are doing that! Check out this solo Thanksgiving guide instead.)


hungry man turkey dinner review

Best Gravy

Hungry Man Roasted Carved White Meat Turkey

This turkey TV dinner is so much better than I thought it would be based on its appearance. It looks…bad. The turkey comes in deli meat-esque slices, and the dark meat slices are the color of bruised flesh. But the gravy is so good! The gravy in most frozen turkey dinners is watery and bland. Hungry Man gravy is thick and tastes like turkey, which helps the otherwise flavorless turkey taste like turkey. The sides could use some help (put more green beans in the mixed vegetables, dammit!), but this is the best frozen turkey dinner if you’re a gravy guy—or if you prefer sliced turkey to the turkey medallions that are in these other meals.

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Rating:

7/10

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lean cuisine turkey dinner review

Best Low Cal

Lean Cuisine Protein Kick Roasted Turkey Breast

When I taste tested Lean Cuisine meals, this meal ranked high for a variety of reasons. The turkey medallions have a surprisingly pleasant taste and texture (much better than any of the chicken we tried), the gravy is savory, and the stuffing is clumpy and herby in that delicious Stove Top kind of way. Turns out it’s not just a good low-cal frozen dinner, it’s one of the best frozen turkey dinners, period. My favorite thing about this dinner? The cinnamon apples, which are sweet and crisp and piping hot. You get to eat what’s basically apple pie filling as part of a diet frozen dinner. Hell yeah.

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Rating:

9.5/10

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best frozen turkey dinners

Best of the Best

Stouffer’s Roast Turkey

No surprise, Stouffer’s makes the best frozen turkey dinner. It has white meat medallions in a nice, thick gravy. The stuffing gets all gelatinous from the gravy–that sounds bad but it tastes good. The mashed potatoes are delicious, too. They taste a touch butterier and more indulgent than the mashed potatoes in the Lean Cuisine turkey dinner. “The turkey’s really moist,” my colleague Jordan Myrick said. “When you want warm soft holiday mush, this is perfect.” 

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Rating:

10/10

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Other products we tried: Boston Market Turkey Dinner, Banquet Turkey Dinner, Lean Cuisine Glazed Turkey Medallions

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About the Author

Gwynedd Stuart

Howdy! I’m Gwynedd, Sporked’s managing editor. I live in Los Angeles and have access to the best tacos the U.S. has to offer—but I’m a sucker for a crunchy Old El Paso taco night every now and then. I’ve been at Sporked since 2022 and I’m still searching frozen mozzarella sticks that can hold a candle to restaurant sticks. Why you should trust me: I’ve been a journalist for 20 years (yikes), a consumer of food for 40-plus years, and I’m truly hard pressed to think of foods I don’t like (or that I can’t tolerate at the very least). Oh and one time I cooked my way through Guy Fieri’s cookbook and wrote about the journey through Flavortown. What I buy every week: Trader Joe’s Original Savory Thins. Fat free plain yogurt (usually Fage or Nancy’s). Honeycrisp apples. Sweet cream coffee creamer for my at-home Americanos. A frozen cauliflower crust pizza and some jarred mushrooms to top it with. Old El Paso Stand ‘N Stuff taco shells and Gardein Ground Be’f, even though I think “be’f” is a nightmarish contraction. Favorite ranking: Stouffer’s frozen dinners. I don’t own a microwave (I get my cancers the old fashioned way!), so I love taste testing things that I don’t really buy to eat at home. Least favorite ranking: Soy sauce. Don’t get me wrong, I love soy sauce—but consuming that much sodium in one sitting is probably illegal in some countries. Our frozen enchilada taste test was a close second; the smell of microwaved corn tortillas still haunts me.

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  • I usually get the Lean Cuisine one with a bowl of instant mashed potatoes for lunch if I’m craving Thanksgiving in July at work. Glad to see it get #2!

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  • I am confused you mentioned Hungry-Man having dark meat in its frozen Turkey dinner. It stopped using dark meat years ago which I think was a mistake. As you can see the package says “White Meat Turkey” only now.

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