Bulletproof’s New Coffee Is The Perfect Holiday Roast

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The holidays are here and gosh darn it, your coffee should match the vibes, too! Forget all the added stuff on top with notes of pumpkin spice and cinnamon. No, I mean from the ground up. You have to start your holiday coffee with a holiday roast. That way you’re really doing it right. Need help ditching your Folgers? We’ve got just the thing for you.

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Bulletproof’s Holiday Reserve Ethiopian

The brand’s first-ever holiday limited-edition roast features a single-origin, USDA organic Arabica beans that are sourced from Ethiopia’s Gedeb region. It comes in with warm notes of cocoa and spice that are balanced by bright berries. It’ll remind you of red fruit, berry jam, and chocolate in every cup. Brew up a pot of coffee to keep you warm this holiday season. Start your day off every morning with a bit of holiday cheer right in your cup. Like that Folgers tagline but with a coffee that actually tastes good.

It’s bold, festive and it’s only here for the season. That’s right―once it’s gone, it’s gone! Stock up now and stock up well. Get enough for you, your family, your friends, heck even your pet sitter. We want to take care of everyone! At this rate, we should see if Bulletproof offers a discount if we buy in bulk. Don’t worry about getting too much, we’ve got a lot of applications for this one!

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Obviously the first application for this holiday blend is to stock up for yourself. The most important person in your life deserves the best gift! Then I suppose we can get a few bags to give away to family and friends. The real secret of Bulletproof’s holiday blend is that it’ll make the perfect stocking stuffer.

That’s right. Fill up everyone’s stocking with a bag of ground coffee. Open your stockings up in the morning. Oh, would you look at that? Now we have something to brew up for Christmas morning! It’s like you’re getting yourself a present. A cheeky little present that will be passed around and enjoyed by all. It’s the perfect plan.

Like all Bulletproof beans, their holiday blend shares the same standards as all of their products. They meet clean-fuel standards, are toxin-tested, and USDA organic. You can find the holiday blend and Bulletproof’s entire line of products at Bulletproof.com, Amazon, and Sprouts.

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Vinz Karl

Vinz Karl is a freelance contributor to Sporked and self-proclaimed Guy Fieri superfan. He believes in breakfast supremacy and is on a never-ending mission to try every flavor of Oreo out there. Originally from the Midwest, Vinz now resides in Los Angeles, where you can find him going on hikes, checking out new restaurants, and preparing for his eventual casting on CBS's Survivor.

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