Here’s What Kit Kat Flavor You Are Based on Your Zodiac Sign

You’re telling me you’ve never wondered what Kit Kat flavor matches your personality based on your zodiac sign? Give me a break! But hey, whether you’re willing to admit that thought has crossed your mind or not, you are in luck. We’re experts in this kind of thing and we’ve created a definitive list of which Kit Kat flavor (some from Japan and some from the U.S.) matches your whole vibe based on your zodiac sign. So take a break from whatever you were doing and let’s crack in (or nibble off each layer one by one like Kim and Kourtney K.).

Aries (March 21-April 19): Original Milk Chocolate

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Kit Kats already have a certain coolness factor to them. I don’t know if it is the short, catchy name, the satisfying crunch, or the lack of sickly-sweet caramel or nougat, but Kit Kats have some street cred. That said, that means original milk chocolate Kit Kats are pretty universally loved, just like Aries people. They are still excellent and plenty unique, but they are mainstream. It is never controversial to like a Kit Kat or an Aries person.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Blueberry Muffin

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There are few things more comforting than a warm, fluffy blueberry muffin in the morning. But take that flavor and put it in a Kit Kat and you have a quirky little invention that is simultaneously cozy and boundary pushing. This balance of comfort and kookiness is so very Taurus. That is to say, this Kit Kat, like a Taurus, is “not like the other girls” in some ways and “exactly like the other girls” in others.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Kit Kat Duos Mint + Dark Chocolate

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I mean, come on. Two distinctly different flavors, two distinctly different vibes, one rockin’, amazing, winning combo of a final product. That’s a Gemini right there.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Witch’s Brew

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This one’s going to take a little explaining, so here goes: Cancers will always surprise you. You think they are going to be a certain way and react a certain way, and then they decide instead to think outside the box and take the road less traveled. Similarly, I thought these Witches Brew Kit Kats were going to have some sort of mint, lime, or Beanboozled (IYKYK) flavor situation when I first saw them. Why? Because they are a bright, pastel green. Then I was told they’re “marshmallow creme” flavored and I thought, “Oh, that’s just vanilla.” No, it is vanilla plus whimsy. It is awesome and somehow manages to hit different. I don’t make the rules.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Matcha

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Nine out of ten people have heard of at least one Kit Kat flavor other than original milk chocolate, and for nine out of ten of those people, that flavor is matcha. What can I say? The people love a matcha Kit Kat. They are the most famous international Kit Kats. They are novel and ubiquitous at the same time. They are the main character in an indie film, played by a famous actress. They are manic pixie dream Kit Kats. And it doesn’t get much more Leo than that.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Dark Chocolate

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Virgos are practical. They are here to solve all the problems of the world singlehandedly and in half of the time. Now most people love regular Kit Kats, but of the people who don’t, the main complaint is that they are simply too sweet. BOOM. Dark chocolate Kit Kats exist. Dilemma solved. That’s Virgos for ya. Presenting elegant and delicious solutions to life’s biggest problems—just like Kit Kat Dark.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Salt Lemon

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This is a Japanese Kit Kat flavor, but don’t worry—you can totally find it at a lot of Asian grocery stores in the U.S. And find it you should. The balance of sweetness, saltiness, creaminess, and acidity in this Kit Kat flavor is astounding, and if there’s one thing Libras love, it’s balance. Try these out the next time you see them, Libras.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Whole Wheat

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This is also an exclusive-to-Japan (and Asian grocery stores) Kit Kat flavor, and, in my opinion, it’s the most mysterious of all Kit Kat flavors—kind of like how Scorpio is the most mysterious of the zodiac signs. When I first saw these in a store I couldn’t figure out for the life of me what they even were. So I bought one, ate it (it was delicious), and I still don’t totally know what flavor it was. But several Reddit deep dives and Google searches later (I thought maybe it was butter? or graham cracker? I was stumped) I found out that the flavor was whole wheat. The whole air of mystery about them, though? That’s Scorpio through and through.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Chocolate Frosted Donut

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As individuals who were born under the most curious of the signs, Sagittarians would totally know that Chocolate Frosted Donut is the latest Kit Kat flavor to drop in the U.S., so this one has to go to them.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Lemon Crisp

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These bad boys are sweet, bright, and fantastic tasting, but they are unfortunately only around during easter time—and that means a long wait until we can find them on shelves again. That said, Capricorns are famously good at playing the waiting game. Capricorns have the impressive patience needed to make it all the way to the Easter season without being heartbroken about the utter lack of Lemon Crisp Kit Kats at the store.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Fruity Cereal

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There are few things in this life with more chaotic energy than Fruity Pebbles but Aquarians are among those things. Thus, Aquarius has to be the Fruity Cereal Kit Kat which, in all honesty, sounds utterly delicious. I want to try one right now, please and thanks.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Kit Kat Duos Strawberry + Dark Chocolate

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What’s the most romantic food? Why, it’s chocolate-dipped strawberries, of course! And the most romantic of the signs? You already know it’s Pisces. This Kit Kat combines the two most iconic love flavors into one crunchy, flavorful, creamy, multisensory experience, whose whimsical appearance and lovey-dovey taste is perfect for the Pisces just looking to float their way through this whimsical little existence.

About the Author

Jessica Block

Jessica Block is a freelance contributor to Sporked, a comedian, a baker, a food writer, and a firm believer that Trader Joe's may just be the happiest place on earth. She loves spicy snacks, Oreos, baking bread, teeny tiny avocados, and trying new foods whenever she can. Also, if you give her a bag of Takis she will be your best friend.