Insomnia Cookies Goes Formal This Valentine’s Day with Dine-In Reservations

Ever wish that you could combine the comfort of a warm, gooey, late night cookie and the not-being-broken-up-with of remembering to make Valentine’s reservations? Insomnia Cookies heard your pleas, and is offering dine-in reservations at select bakeries for you hopeless romantics who love the vibe of a candlelit dinner as much as you hate paying $18 for a sliver of tiramisu.

Insomnia Cookies Dine-In Details

The popular cookie chain known for providing decadent cookies after dark is offering these reservations exclusively to Insomnia Rewards members for Thursday, February 12th and Friday, February 13th from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. The $30 package includes a six pack of cookies, three limited-edition dipping sauces (milk chocolate, white chocolate, and caramel), as well as two bottles of milk. Does it sound delicious? Yes. Are six sugar-laden butter pucks chased with two bottles of milk the best fuel for a romantic evening? Sure! Nothing like a little food baby to preview what might be on the road ahead. 

Other Insomnia Valentine’s Perks

Those who can’t snag a seat can still enjoy the chain’s special Valentine’s offerings. The dipping sauces from the dine-in will be available to the public, as well as some specialty cookies, including:

Red Velvet Classic

An oldie but a goodie, they keep bringing this back for a reason. It’s a Red Velvet cookie, but it’s not frosted with cream cheese icing. Instead, the dough has chunks of cream cheese icing mixed in. Poppable bits of cream cheese icing? We’ll have those by the handful, please. Available starting Jan. 27.

Red Velvet Cookies ‘N Cream Brookie

This delightful mishmash of a treat consists of a Red Velvet cookie on a Brookie base, filled with cream cheese chips, topped with crushed chocolate sandwich cookies. Victor Frankenstein, take notes.This is how you do it. Available starting Jan. 27. 

Chocolate Covered Strawberry Classic

When’s the last time you had a chocolate covered strawberry that didn’t disappoint you, leaving shattered chocolate shell all over your lap? Try this instead: a strawberry cookie with strawberry-infused cranberry bits and Hershey’s Mini Kisses Chocolate. Available starting Jan. 27.

Red Velvet Cheesecake Classic

The Red Velvet cookie didn’t have quite enough cream cheese for you? No worries, Insomnia took one and filled it with a cheesecake center. More problems should be solved like that. Available starting Feb. 13 at select bakeries while supplies last.

Ghirardelli Chocolate Lava Cake Classic

You probably shouldn’t buy this for a chocolate-loving significant other, unless you’re prepared to come second to a cookie. You’re probably great, but you’re competing against a chocolate cookie dough with semi-sweet chocolate chips, cocoa powder, and chocolate filling. And it’s all Ghirardelli, so you know it’s good. Available starting Feb.13 while supplies last.