An Honest Review of Lil Yachty’s Frozen Pizza

When someone says Lil Yachty, pizza isn’t the first thing that comes to my mind. Well, until now.

Rapper Lil Yachty recently released a new line of frozen pizzas. The four different types of pies are sold exclusively at Walmart. Sadly, we couldn’t get our hands on two flavors: Buffalo Style Chicken and Hot Honey Cheese. We did, however, grab the Pepperoni & Bacon and Veggie Supreme, cook them in the oven, and give them a taste. Here’s what we thought.


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Yachty’s Pizzeria Garden Veggie Supreme Pizza

I absolutely loved the choice of toppings for this vegetable pizza. Red bell pepper, onions, mushrooms, and black olives are the perfect meatless-pizza toppings. Sometimes, when you get a vegetarian frozen pizza, it’s topped with weird, wet veggies like zucchini and spinach. Lil Yachty knew exactly what he was doing when he added veg to his line of frozen pizzas and left off the broccoli. Sadly, there were little to no mushrooms found on over half of our pizza. I love mushrooms so they were definitely missed. I did love the other toppings, plus the sauce and the cheese. The crust feels like classic frozen pizza crust. I love it, but I don’t think it’ll make a pizza snob a frozen-pizza convert.

Credit: Sarah Demonteverde / Walmart

Rating:

6/10

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Yachty’s Pizzeria Pepperoni & Bacon Pizza

This pizza is so pork-y. It’s incredible. The tiny pieces of bacon fuse with the tomato sauce and give this frozen pizza an unbelievable flavor. The pepperoni has great texture and saltiness. The grease from each slice drips onto the plate in such a pleasing way. Sadly, the “cheddar cheese seasoned crust” left much to be desired. It didn’t really taste like cheddar cheese at all. I can look past that, though, because the toppings are so delicious. Meat lovers, buy this pizza!

Credit: Sarah Demonteverde / Walmart

Rating:

8/10

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About the Author

Jordan Myrick

Jordan is an L.A.-based writer and comedian who believes all food should come with extra sauce. When they're not writing for Sporked, Jordan is at the movies or sharing an order of french fries with their elderly chihuahua.

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