When someone says Lil Yachty, pizza isn’t the first thing that comes to my mind. Well, until now.
Rapper Lil Yachty recently released a new line of frozen pizzas. The four different types of pies are sold exclusively at Walmart. Sadly, we couldn’t get our hands on two flavors: Buffalo Style Chicken and Hot Honey Cheese. We did, however, grab the Pepperoni & Bacon and Veggie Supreme, cook them in the oven, and give them a taste. Here’s what we thought.
I absolutely loved the choice of toppings for this vegetable pizza. Red bell pepper, onions, mushrooms, and black olives are the perfect meatless-pizza toppings. Sometimes, when you get a vegetarian frozen pizza, it’s topped with weird, wet veggies like zucchini and spinach. Lil Yachty knew exactly what he was doing when he added veg to his line of frozen pizzas and left off the broccoli. Sadly, there were little to no mushrooms found on over half of our pizza. I love mushrooms so they were definitely missed. I did love the other toppings, plus the sauce and the cheese. The crust feels like classic frozen pizza crust. I love it, but I don’t think it’ll make a pizza snob a frozen-pizza convert.
This pizza is so pork-y. It’s incredible. The tiny pieces of bacon fuse with the tomato sauce and give this frozen pizza an unbelievable flavor. The pepperoni has great texture and saltiness. The grease from each slice drips onto the plate in such a pleasing way. Sadly, the “cheddar cheese seasoned crust” left much to be desired. It didn’t really taste like cheddar cheese at all. I can look past that, though, because the toppings are so delicious. Meat lovers, buy this pizza!
Jordan is an L.A.-based writer and comedian who believes all food should come with extra sauce. When they're not writing for Sporked, Jordan is at the movies or sharing an order of french fries with their elderly chihuahua.
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We just tried this pizza last night and it was SO GROSS. We tried the buffalo ranch version and it tasted like how you think lego pizza would taste. We threw the other half away.
I tried a Yachty’s frozen pizza. While it was baking, my son came to tell me there was a problem with my pizza. It had.iterally melted through the rack. The pizza was half on the rack and half on the oven floor. So I didn’t really try it because it was gross. It was the first and last Yachty pizza I’ll ever buy again.
Awful waste of money didn’t rise nasty pizza
We just tried this pizza last night and it was SO GROSS. We tried the buffalo ranch version and it tasted like how you think lego pizza would taste. We threw the other half away.
I tried a Yachty’s frozen pizza. While it was baking, my son came to tell me there was a problem with my pizza. It had.iterally melted through the rack. The pizza was half on the rack and half on the oven floor. So I didn’t really try it because it was gross. It was the first and last Yachty pizza I’ll ever buy again.
Absolutely gross pizza. I tried the honey cheese. No cheese flavor, no honey but way too much garlic.
It was really good to me.
Yo this yachtys red boX pizza waz super Duper fire, on the real. AMAZING CRUST. from the rising fluff to the seasoning. ON MOMMA’S!!!
TRASH
Yachts stick to RAPPIN PLAYA LOL