Liquid Death Made a $495 Bluetooth Urn That Plays Your “Eternal Playlist”

Oh, where do I start with this one? I can talk about Liquid Death’s spooky little “Eternal Playlist Generator” that just launched on Spotify, or I can focus on the $495 urn with a Bluetooth speaker lid. Just like one of those super-litigious branching-path books we read as kids, it doesn’t really matter which direction we go first. It all ends the same way…

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Tell me about the Eternal Playlist Generator!

Liquid Death has teamed up with Spotify to find the perfect tracks for you to vibe to in memorium. Between your listening history and your answers to questions like “What’s your getting-ready-to-haunt music?” or “What’s your eternal vibe?”, the Eternal Playlist Generator will live up to its name by creating a playlist you’ll love beyond ’til death do us part – “one built to last a lifetime… and beyond.” (I have a nasty feeling mine will be mostly songs named after drinks; Spotify knows my sins.)

But how are you supposed to enjoy this playlist beyond the mortal coil? Read on, if you dare…

Tell me about the $495 Bluetooth speaker-urn!

Per Liquid Death, there’s no better way to ward off hauntings than to ensure the deceased is listening to banger tunes of their choosing. To make sure your Eternal Playlist is truly eternal, Liquid Death has produced a limited run of 150 Eternal Playlist Urns (co-branded with Spotify, of course) with Bluetooth-enabled speakers in the lids. A single payment of $495 will get you a full-sized urn with a speaker-lid rechargable by USB-C. Morbid? Maybe. Practical? Without a doubt.

Does Liquid Death remember they’re a water company?

Of course! We’ve covered quite a few recent beverage innovations from Liquid Death Labs here on Sporked. I wholeheartedly cosign Justine and Gwynedd’s reviews of the middling ginger ale-alike Sinister Ginger and surprisingly-pleasant Killbert Grape sparkling waters. As we speak, the fine people at Liquid Death are tracking down samples of the alpine soda-inspired MTN Don’t to send my way for a full review. At some point this year, we’ll see a new tropical addition to Liquid Death’s tea line called Death Island. And unless someone finally came to their senses, we’ll see Liquid Death team up with Feastables on a peanut butter cup-flavored sparkling water just in time for Halloween.