LongHorn Steakhouse Made Promise Rings Out of Real Steak

Folks, it’s that time of year. Everyone is trying to secure the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, but nothing fits the bill. What do you get for the man or woman who has everything? How about a sterling silver ring made with real seasoned steak from LongHorn Steakhouse? Yes, seriously.

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LongHorn Steakhouse made commitment rings out of meat?

Out of steak, yes. Each premium silver ring is made with real seasoned LongHorn steak, making these the first-ever jewelry pieces that align with the tagline “fresh, never frozen.” Not only are these rings made from steak, but they’ll even work as a visual reference to your preferred steak cooking temperature! The Steak Commitment rings are available in two different cut styles and five different gem colors: well done, medium well, medium, medium rare, and rare. I’m sure waiters will love being told to “match the ring” after asking how you’d like your steak cooked.

How can I get my own steak rings?

Starting today, LongHorn is offering men’s cut and women’s cut rings for $50 each with free shipping. (LongHorn Steakhouse is expecting the rings to sell out pretty quickly, so the brand is also running a free giveaway on their Instagram page through February 8th.) While the rings will take 12-16 weeks to arrive, ordering a ring will earn you a Valentine’s Day gift shipped immediately. This is just a guess, but I imagine it’ll be a LongHorn Steakhouse gift card – perhaps to use on a special Valentine’s Day date after you reveal their meat jewelry gift will arrive a few months late.

How can LongHorn Steakhouse ever top this promotion?

Folks, I don’t want to make a habit of giving away ideas for free, but I really think LongHorn should send out a demographic survey later this year to anyone who purchased a Steak Commitment ring. I want to know the success rate of proposing with a steak ring; good or bad, give me the data. Hell, let’s include a question about whether any Steak Commitment ring recipients have since become pregnant; LongHorn Steakhouse might need to send boxes of baby-sized merchandise to a few couples this winter.