I grew up in a SPAM household. Okay, maybe “SPAM household” is a stretch. One of the dishes in my mom’s dinner repertoire was Rice-A-Roni with seared cubes of SPAM, and every single time she made it, I would scrunch up my face and then she would say, “Oh, shut up, you LOVE SPAM.” Anyway, she was right. I do love SPAM. It’s meaty and salty and so soft you barely have to chew it (I have teeth but I don’t ALWAYS need to use them). SPAM comes in a few different flavors and now there’s a new one to try if you’re similarly into potted meat mush: Maple SPAM. We cracked open a can, slide the meat out, heated it up, and tasted it to find out whether it’s worthy of your mom’s Rice-A-Roni.
Maple SPAM is very delicious, but I have two caveats. First, you really have to like maple-flavored things. This is very much a breakfast meat. In fact, my colleague Jordan Myrick, who generally likes SPAM, described this as being like “a soft, meaty pancake,” but they also don’t gravitate toward maple flavored things. Second, it’s nowhere near as salty as regular SPAM. I’m not saying it’s lower sodium than regular SPAM, just that the sweetness of the maple flavor sort of counteracts that intense saltiness you’re used to getting from SPAM. Personally, I think SPAM is a touch salty, so I’m fine with it.
I know a product is good when I keep taking bites even though I am done tasting it for the purposes of writing a review. I could not stop eating this stuff. The sweetness and saltiness are really well balanced—that perfect savory-sweet combo. I would absolutely eat a seared slab of this with some over-easy eggs and potatoes. It is kind of like meat and a stack of pancakes in one convenient can!
Howdy! I’m Gwynedd, Sporked’s managing editor. I live in Los Angeles and have access to the best tacos the U.S. has to offer—but I’m a sucker for a crunchy Old El Paso taco night every now and then. I’ve been at Sporked since 2022 and I’m still searching frozen mozzarella sticks that can hold a candle to restaurant sticks.
Why you should trust me: I’ve been a journalist for 20 years (yikes), a consumer of food for 40-plus years, and I’m truly hard pressed to think of foods I don’t like (or that I can’t tolerate at the very least). Oh and one time I cooked my way through Guy Fieri’s cookbook and wrote about the journey through Flavortown.
What I buy every week: Trader Joe’s Original Savory Thins. Fat free plain yogurt (usually Fage or Nancy’s). Honeycrisp apples. Sweet cream coffee creamer for my at-home Americanos. A frozen cauliflower crust pizza and some jarred mushrooms to top it with. Old El Paso Stand ‘N Stuff taco shells and Gardein Ground Be’f, even though I think “be’f” is a nightmarish contraction.
Favorite ranking: Stouffer’s frozen dinners. I don’t own a microwave (I get my cancers the old fashioned way!), so I love taste testing things that I don’t really buy to eat at home.
Least favorite ranking: Soy sauce. Don’t get me wrong, I love soy sauce—but consuming that much sodium in one sitting is probably illegal in some countries. Our frozen enchilada taste test was a close second; the smell of microwaved corn tortillas still haunts me.
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