If you have ever had Spindrift sparkling water, you would know that it is effervescent, slightly sweet, and contains real juice—just like some of your friends. You would also know that it comes in roughly a bajillion and three flavors, and since there are also a bajillion and three zodiac signs, we figured we would let you know which Spindrift flavor you are based on your zodiac sign. Crack open an ice-cold can of flavored fizzy water and let’s dive in! (Curious if your sign’s flavor is one of the best Spindrift flavors? Check out our full ranking.)
Aries (March 21-April 19): Lime
Lime is a classic bubbly water flavor. When you think of flavored sparkling water, you probably think of lime first, and it is number one in your head for a reason: It’s almost always good. Aries people love to be number one and are often super popular, but they also have a bit of a zingy competitive streak, so that’s why popular, non-controversial, but still exceedingly zingy Lime Spindrift has to be Aries.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Mint Green Tea
Mint Green Tea reminds me of spending a day at the spa (or in my case, lighting my one grody six-year-old Bath & Body Works candle, taking a shower, and moisturizing for the first time in months—I’m in my 20s, real spa days are not in the budget). But whether you go to a real spa or simply turn your bathroom into a makeshift sauna by taking the world’s longest shower, we can all agree it is a calming experience, and as the most soothing presence of the signs (and one of the coolest) Taurus and Mint Green Tea Spindrift just have the same energy.
Read our ranking of the best green tea
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Half Tea & Half Lemon
Tea and lemon: the combo of champions. The only situation in which sour plus bitter somehow equals sweet. The dichotomy of man made manifest in one exceedingly summery drink. In other words, I’m a fan. And seeing as Geminis, the sign of twins, fun, and chaos are often known for having two distinct sides to their personalities, this delicious half and half creation seems like the perfect pairing.
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Cancer (June 21-July 22): Pineapple
Cancers are Pineapple Spindrift. Why? Because you think, “Eh, I’ve had pineapple-flavored things before, this will be a standard issue fruity water.” But when it comes to Spindrift Pineapple, we were exceedingly wowed (our taste tester called it “refreshing, tropical, delicious”). Cancers are the same way. You don’t always expect it and then BAM they’ve got personality for days. It may take a second for them to open up to you (just like opening a pineapple takes hours for some reason), but boy, is it worth the patience.
Read our ranking of the best pineapple juice
Leo (July 23-August 22): Pink Lemonade
Pink Lemonade is the drinkable song of the summer year after year after year. Leos also see themselves as the drinkable songs of the summer every year. Both they and pink lemonade have main character energy and would definitely star in a coming-of-age indie film written by John Green. This is canon and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Read our ranking of the best lemonade
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Grapefruit
Virgos are bright and zesty and complex. Grapefruit is bright and zesty and complex. Both are truly doing the most at any given time, and I think that is beautiful. I feel like both grapefruits and Virgos would have a bullet journal or a Passion Planner to keep their lives organized, and I love that for them.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Raspberry Lime
Water, earth, fire, air—those are the four elements in Avatar, but when it comes to bringing balance and harmony to your sparkling water, all you need is raspberry and lime. This flavor is sweet, tangy, fruity, and floral—a great balance of different tastes for our balance- and harmony-loving Libra friends. Libras love it when very different people get along, and this Spindrift flavor is that in sparkling water form.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Blood Orange Tangerine
The Scorpio chunk of the year includes Halloween, and Halloween includes BLOOD. To my knowledge, blood oranges don’t involve any actual blood, but hey, this fun and spooky pairing definitely deserves a shoutout.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Island Punch
Sagittarians are curious folks who are always going new places and trying new things, and you know what places have interesting and delicious fruits? Islands. And this island punch is no exception. It is a guava, orange, passionfruit flavor—POG, if you will (Pass-O-Guava, if you won’t). But no matter what you call it, it is a three-fruit adventure for your mouth that will make Sagittarians everywhere feel like they learned something new today (aka their new favorite Spindrift flavor).
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Grapeade
Grape-flavored drinks are old timey. Why? Because grapes are old timey. We age them to make wine, and get them all nice and wrinkly to make raisins. We love ‘em. You know what else are old timey and beloved? Capricorns. We never get tired of them and they just get better with age. Word of caution though: Do not walk on your Capricorn friends’ lawns (definitely haven’t done this, definitely didn’t get sprayed with a garden hose, definitely didn’t start laughing while being sprayed with a hose, accidentally inhale water through my nose, and have a coughing fit…stay safe kids!).
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Nojito
You know what is inventive? Mocktail vibes in a sparkling water flavor. It’s giving minty bougie, it’s giving limey chic, it’s giving rooftop party during golden hour, drinking your Nojito through a miniature, bendy, compostable straw, and that right there is the official vibe of the summer. Aquarians are simply trendsetters, what can I say?
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Pisces (February 19-March 20): Spiced Apple Cider
This one perfectly fits the Pisces vibe. Spiced cider is sweet, nostalgic, and a huge ingredient in society’s collective romanticizing of the past. As the most nostalgic, romantic, and, of course, ~spicy~ of the signs, our spiced Pisces friends and this cider have the same warm, comforting, cozy vibe as a fuzzy blanket on a chilly evening, that voice in those ads for Golden Peak tea, or hey, a chilled spiced apple cider sparkling water sipped at sunset with your best buds.
Read our ranking of the best apple cider
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