Walmart Has Mountain Dew Merch and, Yeah, There’s a Snuggie

Merch? We love merch. We love merch of any kind. Yes, we may not wear the merch we buy that often, but there’s something irresistible about buying a limited-time branded item that will sit in your wardrobe forevermore. Especially if it’s adorned with a Mountain Dew logo. There’s just something about its retro vibe that we like, and we can’t help it. 

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So, obviously, when we found out that Walmart is selling Mountain Dew merch – which includes a snuggie, people! – We had to investigate further. Here’s what’s on sale right now, and for how much. 

Snuggle Up With Mountain Dew

According to @markie_devo, Walmart is currently stocking three new pieces of Mountain Dew merch, in addition to its existing Mountain Dew-branded items (which include a trucker hat, socks, T-shirts, and hoodies). The new items are:

Snuggie Chill Mountain Dew Wearable Blanket

Essentially, a big ol’ piece of wearable fabric that you can wrap yourself in while you’re sitting on the sofa, by a campfire, anywhere. It’s made of breathable material, and in addition to the Mtn Dew logo, is adorned with stars and stripes. It retails at $29.94.

Mountain Dew Classic Clogs

Need something to wear while you’re taking out the trash? These clogs are the pick for you. With these, you can show everyone just how much you like Mtn Dew as you pad around outside your house, and because they’re made of rubber, if you get them dirty, you can just hose them down. They come in that classic Mountain Dew green, with a Mtn Dew logo on the top and insole for good measure. Retailing at $24.00.

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Slides

Need something else to wear while you’re taking out the trash, that’s a couple of dollars cheaper than the above clogs and feels a little more tropical? Mtn Dew has you covered. These open-toed slides are easy to slip on and off, and they come with a wave pattern on the insole and a Baja Blast logo on the top. They retail at $22.00.

And What Do I Do with This Merch?

Wear it? Put it up on your wall? Keep it in a box and sell it in 30 years? It’s up to you. Customers in @markie_devo’s comment section have already started chiming in on what they’re planning for them. “We need this for camp asap,” said one person, tagging their friend. We also think those slides in particular are going to be perfect for the beach this summer, perhaps while drinking a Hard Mountain Dew: Easy to get sand out of, with a sun-kissed vibe, and you don’t have to worry too much about getting stuck in them if you get a little tipsy and forget how to unlace your shoes. We love it. 

So, grab your merch, your Mountain Dew Variety Pack, and your friends, and kick back. Summer’s almost here, baby.