Aldi’s New Canned Cocktail Is Basically Spiked Water

It’s hard to go into a store and not see a hard seltzer. Thinking of bringing them to a party? Forget about it. There will already be six others who beat you to the punch. Any store you walk into will have a hard seltzer available. Even the froyo place down the block has them! Liquor store, grocery store, convenience store, so many stores!

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The saturation of hard seltzers in the market has left hanging one group of people in particular. What do you do if you don’t want bubbles? Unfortunately, your options in that department are lacking! Our favorite budget store, Aldi, is trying to help fill the gap. They’re introducing Bare Water into their stores in the form of a nifty little 6-pack.

This Is Something Uniquely Different

Forget hard seltzers, we’re working with spiked water. No bubbles to upset your tummy. Just straight smoothness that you can actually chug. Bare Water’s 6-pack at Aldi comes with three distinct and bold flavors: black cherry, pineapple coconut, and blueberry acai. Yet another step to distinguish themselves beyond the overdone flavors like lemon, lime, and raspberry.

Each can delivers 3.75% alcohol-by-volume and has no sugar, carbs, or sodium. Aldi’s taken the liberty of putting out a lot of summer focused new foods for us this month. It’s like they’re begging us to throw a 6-pack or two of this new spiked water to go with all those grilled goods.

When You Can Expect To See Them

You should be able to find these in your local Aldi starting today. Each 6-pack retails for $7.99 which truly is less than one drink when I go to a bar in LA. What a freaking steal. Now I have to resist the temptation to just sip these in my apartment instead of going to said bar. Well, at the very least, they’ll get me in the mood for an afternoon at the beach. I guess that’s a net positive.