The Best Drinks to Buy at Sam’s Club

Buying drinks in bulk may just be the best way to make the most of your membership at Sam’s Club—or Sam’s Clurb, as we call it around here. Most of the drinks are meant to be stored at room temperature so you don’t have to worry about 36 cans of soda taking up your precious fridge space. Stick ’em in the pantry and move a few to the fridge as needed. Whether you’re shopping for a big family or a household of one, these are the best drinks to buy at Sam’s Club. You’ll never go thirsty again!

Waterloo Sparkling Water Variety Pack

Every fridge seems to contain at least a few cans of sparkling water. Hell, I don’t even drink the stuff, but I keep it on hand so I don’t look like a peasant offering still water to my guests. Buy a pack of Waterloo from Sam’s Club for all your bubbly drink needs and if you end up loving it enough to buy more, at least you’re saving a few bucks by getting it in bulk. You get eight cans of three flavors: Black Cherry, Lemon-Lime, and Strawberry. A little something for everyone.

Read our ranking of the best sparkling water

Mtn Dew Baja Blast (36 pack)

Gone are the days of having to drag yourself off the couch and into the car to go to Taco Bell to get your Mtn Dew Baja Blast fix. Now you can buy a freaking 36-pack at Sam’s Club. The future is now and I’m loving it. Baja Blast (the fifth best Mtn Dew flavor, in the Sporked team’s estimation) is always a crowd pleaser. If Taco Tuesday is a regular event in your household, this is the soda to have on hand.

Read our ranking of the best Mtn Dew flavors

Snapple Drink Juice Variety Pack

Sporked’s first and second favorite Snapple flavors in a variety pack? This is an anomaly. Who cares that the third flavor didn’t even make the list. I’m not looking a gift horse in the mouth, here. Grab this Snapple variety pack from Sam’s Club so you can find out for yourself just why we love Snapple Apple and Snapple Kiwi Strawberry so dang much.

Read our ranking of the best Snapple flavors

Victor Allen’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch Iced Coffee

Okay, I have some conflicting feelings about this one. A wholesale club is probably the last place you should be buying a kooky drink like this. If this stuff is a bust, you’re stuck with 11 more cans. Butttt fun flavored drinks are one of life’s few true joys, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored coffee sounds really good. So let’s say f*ck it to logic! Live a little and buy a 12-pack of this Cinnamon Toast Crunch-blasted coffee from Sam’s Club.

Member’s Mark Wine Based Margarita Pack

I don’t fully understand what a “wine based” Margarita is, but I see the word “Margarita” and a box with three spouts coming out of it, each offering a unique flavor, and that’s enough for me. Sam’s Club is truly changing the game. If you weren’t willing to lean into the fun of those CTC iced coffees, this will win you over. Every game day party, bachelorette weekend, or movie night alone will be better with one of these.

Cantaritos Hard Soda Variety Pack

Sick of spiking your Jarritos with a shot of tequila or two? I’ve got some great news for you! Jarritos took matters into their own hands and started producing their own alcoholic versions of four of their signature flavors: fruit punch, mandarin, pineapple, and tamarind. Instantly level up your next cookout with a case of these from Sam’s Club.

About the Author

Vinz Karl

Vinz Karl is a freelance contributor to Sporked and self-proclaimed Guy Fieri superfan. He believes in breakfast supremacy and is on a never-ending mission to try every flavor of Oreo out there. Originally from the Midwest, Vinz now resides in Los Angeles, where you can find him going on hikes, checking out new restaurants, and preparing for his eventual casting on CBS's Survivor.

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