Will the Guy Fieri Frozen Meals Take You to Flavortown?

We all know Guy Fieri as the Mayor of Flavortown (the fictional village of all things tasty that he invented in his mind). Guy initially rose to fame after appearing on the Food Network reality competition show Next Food Network Star. Now, he is literally a Food Network Star and has hosted multiple shows on the network. He’s also a restauranteur and the creator of “donkey sauce.” Now, he’s adding frozen food mogul to his resume. But do the Guy Fieri frozen meals have as much personality as the man himself? Let’s find out!

guy fieri flavortown enchilada bowl review

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Cheesy Chicken Enchilada Bowl

This could’ve been so good. Cheese, chicken, tortilla chips, and enchilada sauce. What could possibly go wrong?! Sadly, everything. The chicken is rubbery, the cheese is hard, and the whole dish glistens with grease. The enchilada sauce is bland. There is a green herb on top that looks like parsley and truly tastes rancid. This dish does not put the shama lama in the ding dong.

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Rating:

0/10

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guy fieri flavortown sweet and sour pork bowl review

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Sweet & Sour Pork Bowl

The pork is fine, but everything else is a miss. The pineapple has no flavor, the sauce is completely forgettable, and the rice is literal mush. I had the highest hopes for this out out of all the Guy Fieri frozen meals because it looks pretty good, but there is no wiz bang wow in this.

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Rating:

3/10

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guy fieri sloppy joe mac and cheese review

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Sloppy Joe Mac & Cheese

This is one of the Guy Fieri frozen meals that is actually edible. It still, however, does nothing for me. It’s very wet and doesn’t taste like mac and cheese or sloppy joe. It smells like red bell peppers and tastes like salt. The one pro is that the noodles are cooked well. Well-cooked noodles are not enough to make a dish funkalicious, though.

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Rating:

3.5/10

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guy fieri lasagna pepperoni review

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Cheesy Lasagna with Pepperoni Marinara Sauce

This is the best of all the Guy Fieri frozen meals and that should tell you everything you need to know. It’s a 4/10. It’s not good. It just tastes like pepperoni grease from bad pepperoni. You get no other flavors whatsoever. Needless to say, you certainly could not eat this on a flip-flop.

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Rating:

4/10

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Jordan Myrick

Jordan is an L.A.-based writer and comedian who believes all food should come with extra sauce. When they're not writing for Sporked, Jordan is at the movies or sharing an order of french fries with their elderly chihuahua.

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  • Flavortown chicken enchilada bowl , Nasty !!! I wouldn’t put my name on it

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  • Wow! That is NOT what I expected. Did he taste test it? Did he license his name. Dang for such a big star on FN he should know better. Saved me some money. Thanks!

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  • Iv tried guys meals yuk

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