Heinz and Walmart, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes six sauces in a baby carriage! Sing it with me!
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I’m not singing anything with you, Ariana. Just tell me what’s going on, please…
Fine. Party pooper. According to @candyhunting on IG, Heinz just dropped six new sauces at Walmart. I don’t have a ton of info about them beyond a couple product descriptions—most of these are so new, they aren’t even on the Heinz website—but here are the names, at least:
- Buttermilk Ranch Mayonnaise Style Dip
- Lemon Pepper Parm Mayonnaise Style Dip
- Steakhouse Garlic Mayonnaise Style Dip
- Greek-Inspired Garlic Herb: Okay, I’m listening. This blends roasted garlic, dill, and lemon for a simple dipping sauce mimicking exactly what I order at every Greek restaurant I go to, because I’m basic like that.
- Japanese-Inspired Ginger Sesame: Okay, I’m listening a little less. Sorry, but when Makoto Sesame Ginger Dressing exists, I’m skeptical of buying anything else. (We’ll still try it, though, obvi.)
- Hawaiian-Inspired Tropical Teriyaki: Heinz describes this as a fruity, sweet teriyaki sauce made with soy sauce, mango, and ginger. The mango is very intriguing to me; I just hope it all isn’t too sweet.
Also coming to Walmart is the Heinz Mexican-Inspired Street Corn sauce. This was actually released last year as a part of the Heinz Flavor Tour line, so it’s not technically new, but it appears to be dropping with the rest of this Heinz line. We only gave it 6.5/10 Sporks in our taste test; I remember correctly, I was really the only person on the team who enjoyed this weird, tangy, smoky corn sauce. It’s objectively not that great, though. (The street corn flavor really has more of a canned corn flavor, unfortunately.)
Are these only at Walmart?
Nah. You can find certain ones at other stores here and there (like the Greek-Inspired Garlic Herb, which I’m already seeing on Amazon Fresh), but Heinz allegedly will be dropping all of them at Walmart, so you know where to go in case, I don’t know, you feel like buying six new sauces at once. No judgment from me.
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