The new Monster flavor Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red is officially out and beautifying the shelves of your local grocery store. (Seriously, this ruby, pink, and twilight-blue can is so pretty.) If you’re wondering, hey, why is the girl who just tried energy drinks for the first time last week reviewing the newest Monster flavor? That just feels like bad food journalism! Well, you can relax, because I made the whole Sporked team try this new Monster drink and give me their Sporky thoughts. Here’s our consensus.
An Honest Review of Monster Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
By Ariana Losch |
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Ariana Losch
Ariana Losch is a Sporked contributor, webcomic writer, java junkie, and bad TV enthusiast. She only ever feels at peace laying out on a beach like a kebab, roasting in the sun; sadly, she can never move back to Florida, her home state, because there simply isn’t enough good Mediterranean food. You can find her overstaying her welcome at just about every LA coffee shop, working on a screenplay and avoiding all eye contact. (She is embarrassed to be there, please leave her alone.)