Sporked’s April Fools’ Day Gotcha Page

Zoink! You got Sporked! Did you really think Trader Joe’s would make flavored toilet paper? Or that Keebler would kill off an elf? Or that we would taste a bunch of cat food? Okay, that last one is not totally out of the realm of possibility. But we’re saving that one in our back pocket for when we’re really desperate for attention.

As long as you’re here, though, why not check out some of our top rankings of the year so far:

Best Frozen Fish Fillets

We tasted nine different frozen fish fillets in order to find out which ones are worth your hard earned money and freezer space.

Best Pasta Sauce

You don’t have to go to a fancy Italian trattoria to enjoy a delicious pasta dinner. You just have to go to the grocery store.

All the Dr Pepper Flavors, Ranked

We tried every Dr Pepper flavor currently on the market and ranked them from worst to best.

Best Canned Corned Beef Hash

Bookmark this list of the best corned beef hash for the end times!

Best Frozen Wings

Credit: Liv Averett / Instacart / Target / Walmart

We found eight of the best frozen chicken wings, including the best frozen Buffalo wings and the best frozen hot wings.

Best Lemon-Lime Soda

Do you agree with this controversial ranking?

Best Tea

The best teas, from high octane to super soothing.

Best Caesar Dressing

We ate caesar salad dressing right off the spoon to find the best tasting caesar dressings out there.

About the Author

Hi! I’m the editor-in-chief of Sporked. I will never turn down a fresh-shucked oyster but I’ll also leap at whatever new product Reese’s releases and I love a Tostitos Hint of Lime, even if there is no actual lime in the ingredients. Why you should trust me: I have been writing about food and beverages for well over a decade and am an avid at-home cook and snacker. I began my career writing about fine dining and recipes, moved into cocktails and spirits, and now I talk about groceries. If you can eat it or drink it, I’ve probably written about it. What I buy every week: Trader Joe’s dried okra. Appleton Farms prosciutto from Aldi. Some sort of Trader Joe’s cheese (I’m into the aged gouda at the moment). Frozen waffles (usually the Eggo Cinnamon Toast Minis). Spindrift water (loving the Cosmopolitan right now). Favorite ranking: Smoked salmon. Imagine me as Scrooge McDuck but instead of coins I’m diving into a vault of slippery smoked salmon slices. Pure joy. I also found some real steals in that taste test! Least favorite ranking: Canned oysters. I had such high hopes for this but it quickly became a chore. The kitchen smelled like an uncleaned aquarium.