9 Best Beers We’ve Tasted in Our Taste Tests

We won’t pretend the best beer (like, the actual world’s best beer) is available in your local Kroger. But that doesn’t mean you can’t find some seriously good brews to add to your cart along with your weekly supply of cereal, vegan hot dogs, and sour candy (you sound fun, btw). We’ve tasted a ton of the best beer brands from the grocery store, and now we’ve distilled those rankings down to the ultimate list. This is a list of the best of the best beers, from the best light beer to the best sour beer and even the best pumpkin ale, which you’ll soon be able to find year round thanks to that seasonal creep. 

So, what’s the best beer to buy at the grocery store? It depends what you’re looking for, but I bet you’ll find something to tickle your fancy on this list of the best canned beer and bottled beer you can easily source without following any breweries on Insta.


best non-alcoholic beer: O’Doul’s Premium Golden Non-Alcoholic Brew

Best Non-Alcoholic Beer

O’Doul’s Premium Golden Non-Alcoholic Brew

If you want a non-alcoholic beer that just plain tastes like beer, then you can’t do any better than O’Doul’s. It’s light. It’s crisp. It’s totally crushable. It’ll go great with a hot dog, but it’s good enough to sip on its own. Of course, if you’re interested in a non-alcoholic version of an IPA or a fruity beer, we have some opinions on those, too, in our full non-alcoholic beer ranking. 

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Rating:

9/10

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best pumpkin beer: Elysian The Great Pumpkin Imperial

Best Pumpkin Beer

Elysian The Great Pumpkin Imperial

This pumpkin beer isn’t playing around. It comes in at 8.4%! Wow! It tastes like real, Jack-o’-lantern-grade pumpkin along with those classic pumpkin spice spices like nutmeg. It’s perfect for sipping around a fire or alongside a slice of pie.

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Rating:

9.5/10

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best low-carb beer: Omission Ultimate Wheat Ale

Best Low-Carb Beer

Omission Ultimate Wheat Ale

With just 2.3 grams of carbs per serving, this shockingly low-carb beer (for comparison, Dogfish Head has 24 grams of carbs) is totally at home in the summer with its zesty tang and bright flavors—but it will also perk up your winters. Even though it’s a wheat beer, it won’t weigh you down. Give it a try even if you aren’t watching your carb intake.

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Rating:

10/10

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best light beer: Kona Light

Best Light Beer

Kona Light

There’s so much going on in this light beer. It has tons of tropical fruit flavors like pineapple—even though there’s no actual fruit in the mix. It’s all thanks to the hops! It’s such a good light beer that you’ll find yourself choosing it instead of a non-light beer. On top of the great flavor, the packaging is also very pleasing and the bottle is so nice to hold. It’s the perfect buddy to have with you at the grill.

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Rating:

10/10

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best IPA beer: Dogfish Head 60-Minute

Best IPA

Dogfish Head 60-Minute

This IPA is refreshing. It’s citrusy. It’s bitter. But it’s also balanced with sweet malty notes to make it far too drinkable for its own good. It’s an absolute stunner of an IPA that you can sip on its own or pair with food. Somehow, Dogfish Head has gone wide with their distribution and managed to keep their quality craft brew roots. Let the others in on your secret, DH.

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Rating:

10/10

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best oktoberfest beer: Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen

Best Oktoberfest

Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen

The best Oktoberfest beer is also one of the original Oktoberfest beers. It’s extremely malty with a slightly tangy finish, which makes it great with food (food likes acidity). Pair this with a giant soft pretzel and some beer cheese or a juicy bratwurst.

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Rating:

10/10

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best stout: North Coast Old Rasputin

Best Stout

North Coast Old Rasputin

You saw right, the best stout is not Guinness. That’s because Old Rasputin is so much more complex. It’s moody, like a noir film. It’s bitter with notes of leather and unsweetened cocoa and coffee. Grab one of these, stare out the window at a rainy day, and enjoy.

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Rating:

10/10

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best sour beer: Brooklyn Bel Air

Best Sour Beer

Brooklyn Bel Air

Sour beers are often way too sour. And you shouldn’t need someone to dare you to drink a beer to want to drink it. This sour beer has just the right amount of tartness. It’s refreshing, it’s tropical, it’s totally chill. And the can design can’t be beat.

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Rating:

10/10

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best wheat beer: Allagash White

Best Wheat Beer

Allagash White

There’s a reason why Allagash is so ubiquitous—it’s great. Some of the wheat beers we tasted were super banana-y. Others were super citrusy. This one walks the line, incorporating notes of this and touches of that, revealing a beautifully balanced brew. Whether you’re a diehard wheat beer fan or just looking to take a break from IPAs, this is the best wheat beer.

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Rating:

10/10

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About the Author

Sporked Staff

The Sporked Staff tastes everything and anything. They are obsessive about groceries and finding the best of any type of food or drink, from frozen fried shrimp to Dijon mustard to gummy candy. And they're always on a hunt for the best new products. When they aren't eating professionally, they're eating recreationally. And often they're browsing grocery store aisles, just for fun.

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