Every time I think I’ve “caught up” with all of the latest releases, I stumble across a new Frito-Lay snack. Today, that snack is a new Doritos flavor: Doritos Twisted Queso! These are on shelves NOW for a limited time (and are not exclusive to any particular retailer), and given the theming of the red, white, and blue fireworks on the packaging, feel appropriate to pop open for Independence Day weekend.
Pros: This new Doritos flavor really differentiates itself from every other “cheesy” flavor of Doritos. All of the individual elements of queso stand out: cheddar cheese, garlic, onion, and notes of jalapeno all blend together to deliver very strongly on the “queso dip experience” you’d expect. I accidentally-maybe-not-accidentally ate half the bag while evaluating the chips for this review. These are good y’all.
Cons: I’m torn on the spice level. While they aren’t “Flamin’ Hot” level hot, there is definitely some heat. This is a weird hill to die on, but I almost wish these were either less spicy or dialed all the way up to Flamin’ Hot. I would rank these somewhere around a 2-3 on the “Completely Subjective Tyler Heat Meter,” and I’d either rather they fully commit to the heat or go for something a bit more mild. Nitpick? Sure, but I’ve got my title to defend as Sporked’s resident “King of Nitpicks.”
Verdict: If you’re a person who goes for the queso dip over the salsa and you don’t mind a little hit of heat, these new Doritos are definitely for you. They’re bold and flavorful and cheesy in a way that manages to stand out differently from other flavors Doritos has done in the past.
Born and raised in the city that produces DUM DUMS, Tyler Bowers is a writer, a content creator, and a social media influencer. In addition to running the @TeamSupernovaFB social pages, he streams on Twitch (most notably completing Demon's Souls without dying), and is an avid lover of traveling and trying new foods. Tyler is an advocate and enjoyer of Faygo--especially Faygo Grape, Cream Soda, and Firework. He dreams of one day doing a Mountain Dew-themed Good Mythical Morning episode with Rhett & Link, and he will stop at nothing to get Pepsi to #BringBackSupernova.
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