Jones Soda Is Sending Two New Nuka-Cola Flavors Straight To Costco

More stuff from video games, and cartoons for that matter, should be available to eat in real life. When I say that, I don’t mean like, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-branded Domino’s pizza. I mean like, someone has to create a pizza that looks exactly like that subterranean slice tastes. 

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Alas, Domino’s, and science, have other things to worry about. But at least fans of the post-apocalyptic Fallout universe are still able to enjoy Nuka-Cola via their longtime collaboration with Jones. In fact, there’s even a new Nuka-Cola “Vault Dweller” variety pack on its way exclusively to Costco. 

The Fizzy Fallout Universe Is Getting A Little Fuller

Full disclosure: I don’t play Fallout. Not because I don’t love video games, I do. But I really pretty literally just began the show, so I did a bit of research and I will say the premise (of show and video game) is shockingly plausible. 

Which is why I’m glad the good people of the Fallout universe have a delicious beverage like Nuka-Cola to end a horrible day with. (And “Nuka-Cola” is quite possibly the best, perfectly dystopian food or drink brand name I’ve ever heard.) We’ve already tasted our way through a bunch of Jones sodas, and even some Nuka-Cola flavors, including Nuka Grape Cola, Nuka Cola Quantum, and Nuka Victory Cola. (There’s also limited time Nuka-Cola Orange, Nuka Cherry, and Nuka Sunset Sarsaparilla.)

A Variety Pack With A Seasonal Flavor

The new variety pack―another Costco-exclusive bundle―includes the Nuka-Cola Quantum (berry lemonade flavor), the Nuka-Cola Quartz (which is vanilla cream flavored), and the new Nuka-Cola Cranberry (which is flavored like cranberry). Actually the Nuka-Cola Cranberry sounds kind of seasonally perfect―more so than the berry lemonade Quantum (which Sporked’s own Griffin Parker found just a bit on the puckery side of sour). 

Because, well, we’re all kind of hermetic vault-dwellers these days, the Vault Dweller Variety Pack comes with 12 bottles, four of each flavor. You’ll also get extra bottle caps and a Nuka-Cola Quartz-branded bottlecap-shaped bottle opener. You can find the new variety pack on Costco shelves.