Which Pringles Flavor Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

Ah, Pringles. The saddle-shaped chip of choice of people with small hands and rare spider lovers everywhere. The potato chips that are technically “potato crisps” because the potato had to transverse every state of matter to become the iconic, curved, shatteringly crisp, salty can o’ potatoes we know and love. And you know who else had to go through a lot of different phases to achieve their current form? All of us. We contain multitudes. But let’s forget that for a sec because we are about to boil everyone’s personalities down to a single month of the year, dry them out, and then mold them each into a Pringles flavor so that you can know once and for all what Pringles flavor you are based on your zodiac sign. (Curious if you’re one of the best Pringles flavors? Be sure to read our ranking, too.)

Aries (March 21-April 19): Original Pringles

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Aries are popular, likable folks and Original Pringles are popular and likable potato chips (sorry, crisps). Also, Aries people love to be number one, and Original (aka plain) has been the top selling Pringles since the 1950s. It isn’t flashy, but it’s a hit!

Read our ranking of the best plain potato chips

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Cheddar & Sour Cream Pringles

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This is a very reliable favorite flavor in the Pringles world. Cheddar & Sour Cream is tangy, cheesy, salty, and comforting, just like our super reliable Taurus friends. These chips would go well with a picnic in a flower garden (or really any picnic), and if there is one thing I know about Tauruses it’s that they love that flower child picnic aesthetic.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Salt & Vinegar Pringles

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Salt & Vinegar is a bold and outgoing flavor. The minute you pop the top off a can of these Pringles—boom—you know Salt & Vinegar has entered the room. At the same time, though, it is a mature and sophisticated flavor that marries two distinct flavor sensations. Sound familiar, Geminis? Plus, if you have experienced the unbridled joy that is trying to wake up a Gemini in the morning, then you know they can be both very sour and very salty.  

Read our ranking of the best salt and vinegar potato chips

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Ranch Pringles

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At first, you may think, “Ranch, really? It’s been done to death,” and, yes, a lot of snack foods are ranch flavored. But when it comes to ranch flavored potato chips (or crisps, as the case may be), there aren’t that many other than these, and these are fantastic. Ranch Pringles are just like Cancers because even if people haven’t experienced how cool they really are, the minute folks get to know them they are hooked, let me tell ya. Y’all Cancers have tangy, garlicky personalities, and I mean that in the best way possible.

Read Rhett & Link’s ranking of the best ranch snacks

Leo (July 23-August 22): Sour Cream & Onion Pringles

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A best-selling flavor. A taste you cannot ignore. A Leo, through and through.

Read our ranking of the best sour cream & onion potato chips

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Pizza Pringles

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Virgos are busy people. Do they have time for things like pizzas, long walks, and you and your shenanigans? No sireee Bob. But do they have time for some delicious pizza-flavored chips? Absolutely. These chips are doing the most—just like Virgos.

Libra (September 23-October 22): All Dressed Pringles

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Beyond being what one person would yell to the other if they were having a competition to see who could put clothes on the fastest, All Dressed also happens to be a Canadian-born, fan-favorite chip seasoning made of salt and vinegar, BBQ, sour cream and onion, and ketchup chip flavors combined. Now, that may seem like a lot, but these chips are not the chosen Libra chip for nothing. Libras are masters of all things balance and these chips are the flavor equivalent of an Olympic gymnast doing a flip on the beam. That is to say, they are pretty darn well balanced.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Everything Bagel Pringles

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Personality wise, Scorpios can be among life’s greatest mysteries. You know what else is a mystery? How Pringles managed to cram the flavor of sesame seeds, poppy seeds, dried garlic, dried onion, cream cheese, and a freshly toasted bagel into a powdered chip flavoring. I think we all have a better chance of figuring out our Scorpio friends. Let Pringles do their thing.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): BBQ Pringles

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Everyone knows what BBQ flavor tastes like, but very few people can name all the spices in a particular BBQ sauce, let alone BBQ sauces from different regions of the U.S. But adventure-seeking, knowledge-hungry Sagittarians? Oh, they know what’s up. They are those cool people who can lick a chip and tell you exactly what comprises the spice mix in the flavor powder. They are just cool like that.

Read our ranking of the best BBQ potato chips

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Cheesy Jalapeño Popper Pringles

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Jalapeño poppers are delicious, but if you don’t wait until they’ve cooled before eating them, you will burn the roof of your mouth so badly, they’ll feel it in Canada. The only people who possess this kind of discipline and patience? Capricorns. That’s why this is the chip for them: For once they can taste that sweet, sweet jalapeño popper goodness without putting that admirable patience to work.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Philly Cheesesteak Pringles

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I mean, what are we doing here, Pringles? What does this even taste like—beef and onions? The more I think about it, the more I feel like there is no way that this flavor combo tastes bad. But whoever came up with this flavor was definitely thinking outside the box, and when it comes to thinkers and boxes, the outside-the-box thinkers tend to be of the Aquarian persuasion.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Scorchin Xtreme Buffalo Pringles

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Of course, we have the spiciest Pringles for the most romantic, nostalgic, and dramatic of the signs. They don’t call them Spicy Pisces for nothing. Next time you are in your feels, Pisces people, go find the nearest rain dappled window, eat some of these eye-wateringly hot chips, and just let the drama of it all sink in.

About the Author

Jessica Block

Jessica Block is a freelance contributor to Sporked, a comedian, a baker, a food writer, and a firm believer that Trader Joe's may just be the happiest place on earth. She loves spicy snacks, Oreos, baking bread, teeny tiny avocados, and trying new foods whenever she can. Also, if you give her a bag of Takis she will be your best friend.