Snoop Dogg Will Pay You $10k A Month To Eat Ice Cream

Everyone should apply for this job. I want this job. And I say that, writing from the platform of a job. Okay, maybe the lactose intolerant should not apply for this job. But beyond that, if you have a few minutes today and even an inkling of a taste for ice cream, listen up. 

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Seriously, it’ll sound like a weird but awesome dream you had last night is still somehow going, so bear with us―but yeah, in words you never expected to hear and we also never expected to type, Snoop Dogg is hiring someone (anywhere in the world) to taste ice cream for his ice cream brand. Compensation: $10,000/month. 

Perk Up Your Palate, Friends

Some of us like ice cream. Most of us love ice cream. Some of us have refined palates. Some of us are still stuck in an “everything should taste like honey mustard phase.” (It’ll end one day, I swear.) Again, I can’t stress enough that everybody should apply for this job―because life is tough enough, why not at least try to work for Snoop Dogg? 

Oh yeah, and there’s that other added benefit: you’d be spending your days (and it sounds like a serious gig, more on that in a second) tasting, tasting, and tasting your way through ice cream. Part of the announcement is to highlight the reach and flex of a hiring platform called Deel, which is built specifically “to make global hiring actually work.” The deal (we had to): you apply through Deel and, whatever your national currency, you’ll be paid through Deel. (Did we mention it’s $10K/month?)

Your Future Boss (Kind Of): Meet Dr. Bombay

Loving ice cream and having an attentive palate (not to mention a robust social media presence) already qualifies you for the gig. But even though the application is relatively simple, we suggest you not breeze through it. (Even though one of Snoop’s flavors is called Tropical Sherbet Swizzle, which just sounds like it tastes breezy.) As usual, Snoop is taking this culinary foray very, very seriously. (Like, Martha no doubt signed off.)

The ice cream brand in question is called Dr. Bombay. And while the flavor roster is on the shorter side (for now, we’re guessing your, or my, new job as Snoop Dogg Ice Cream Taste Tester―dream it, make it real―will expand it), all the flavors are sophisticated and multi-layered, in addition to just sounding fun.

Seriously, it’s an ice cream lover’s fantasy (for so, so many reasons). For instance, a seasonally perfect-sounding Sticky Caramel Apple flavor combines green apple sherbet with caramel ice cream (an edgy icy/creamy combo that already has us swooning), and tops that off with crunchy peanut and salted caramel swirls. At a time of year when a lot of companies are shaking some pumpkin pie spice over giant batches of “X,” Dr. Bombay brand delivers well thought-out flavor and texture.

So yes, apply―and tell your friends and neighbors. Just read up on the flavors and don’t undersell your palate.