Slurpee Flavored Almonds Are Our New Favorite Gas Station Snack

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Earlier this month, the nutheads at Blue Diamond Almonds announced that their scientists had created Cherry Slurpee flavored almonds. Per the official press release, these almonds contain “the sweet pop of cherry that’s kept Slurpee drink fans coming back over the years.” Do these nuts live up to that brave description? Let’s find out.

Cherry Slurpee Flavored Blue Diamond Almonds

New Slurpee Snack!

Cherry Slurpee Flavored Blue Diamond Almonds

Pros: I don’t know how, but the flavoring on these Slurpee flavored almonds is dead-on. The tart, sweet tang of the cherry red dust coating these almonds absolutely brings Slurpee to mind. Without question, these are the best flavored almonds I’ve ever had. Now that we know we can faithfully recreate Cherry Slurpee in the format of a seasoning, I’d love to see what else we can cover in this stuff; let’s get working on some Cherry Slurpee Popcorn, y’all.

Cons: Almonds aren’t my favorite nut—they’re so squeaky while you chew them. Obviously, Blue Diamond Almonds isn’t going to do a collaboration like this without their eponymous almonds; that said, I would still love to see this flavoring in a pack of mixed nuts (or exclusively on cashews—the perfect nut).

Credit: Liv Averett / Blue Diamond Almonds

Rating:

8/10

Sporks

Where can I get these new Slurpee almonds for myself?

Blue Diamond’s Cherry Slurpee flavored almonds are available exclusively at the 7-Eleven family of stores (aka all 7-Eleven, Speedway, and Stripes’ locations). While you’re looking for these unique nuts, keep an eye out for the new Green Day branded cotton candy grape Slurpee flavor exclusive to those same stores. I’ll be reviewing it for Sporked as soon as I can get my hands on it.

Plus, along with these Cherry Slurpee almonds, 7-Eleven launched a collaboration with Mini Melts based on the classic Blue Raspberry Slurpee. (For the uninitiated, Mini Melts produces beaded ice cream much like Dippin’ Dots.) Let me know in the comments if I should review that frozen treat-flavored frozen treat here on Sporked.

Is Slurpee a flavor now?

It must be, because we’ve seen multiple Slurpee-flavored products rock the boat at this point. Last year, I had the honor of reviewing both Cherry Slurpee flavored Twinkiesand a Blue Raspberry Slurpee flavored Drumstick ice cream cone. Both were very interesting. While I’m not sure how we got to the point in history where Slurpee is a flavor, I’ve sincerely enjoyed every single one of these collaborations.

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Griffin Parker

Griffin Parker is a writer, award-winning charity auctioneer, and "influencer in the beverage space" according to a few PR agencies. Please do not ask him about the cotton candy business he started right out of high school. When he's not contributing to Sporked or running the @SodaSeekers news pages, you can find Griffin espousing the virtues of Dayton-style pizza, Cincinnati-style chili, and Dolly Parton's Fabulously Fudgy Brownie Mix.