Here’s What Coca-Cola You Are Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Ah, Coca-Cola. The main character of the soda world. The company that invented Santa Claus (more or less). The gold standard of cola. Considering how ubiquitous the syrupy brown icon is these days, it’s interesting that there really aren’t that many flavors of Coca-Cola in rotation at any given time in the U.S. It’s really just Cherry, Vanilla, Cherry Vanilla, plus all the fake sugar ones, the no caffeine one, and then whatever absolutely bonkers Coca-Cola Creations flavor is currently on the shelves. And no, that custom flavor you made using a Coke Freestyle machine at the movie theater doesn’t count. So without further ado, here is what Coke flavor you are based on your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Coca-Cola Classic

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Aries are Original Coke. Because of course they are. Original Coke is the default, and no matter what flavor or type of Coke is your favorite, most people won’t say no to Coca-Cola Classic. Similarly, Aries are confident, passionate, and driven, which makes them natural leaders. People love to put an Aries in charge.

Read the full ranking of the best Coca-Cola flavors

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Caffeine Free Coca-Cola

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Here’s the thing: You know what you are getting when you hang out with a Taurus. That is to say, all of the fun and none of the crazy. If that is not caffeine-free Coca-Cola, I don’t know what is.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Cherry Coke

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Both Cherry Coke and Geminis can be a bit polarizing. They both have, erm…two distinctly different flavors to them, and people either love that combo or simply cannot stand it. Me, personally? I’m all for Geminis, but Cherry Coke is not my jam.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

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Fun fact: Coke Zero is slightly different from Diet Coke (the sweeteners are different), but the real difference is that Coke Zero is marketed to be tougher and more manly than Diet Coke. How so? I guess men just like the word “zero” better than the word “diet.” I don’t blame them; I do too. As for how Cancers fall into all this, they tend to guard their emotions when you first meet them (*coughs in man*), but once you get to know them, they open up and you learn how sweet and sensitive they can be.

Related: What Is the Difference Between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

Leo (July 23-August 22): Diet Coke

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Diet Coke is THE Coke. You know those people who swear by Diet Coke and only drink Diet Coke and actually prefer it to the non-diet version? Well, Diet Coke is a main character in their beverage life and thus Diet Coke has to go to the Leos. You cannot be that central to so many people’s lives and NOT be a Leo.

Related: What Is the Difference Between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Marshmello Coca-Cola

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This collab with DJ Marshmello came out last summer as part of the Coca-Cola Creations line and much like a busy busy Virgo, it was doing a lot—two flavors, to be exact, neither of which was marshmallow. This strawberry-watermelon Coca-Cola had a lot going on, just like a Virgo, and this time Coke pulled it off pretty well!

Libra (September 23-October 22): Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola

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Libras are all about balance and this is the only permanent Coke flavor that has not one, not two, but three flavors in one drink, all existing in perfect harmony. You get the sweet vanilla, the fruity cherry, and the tangy, caramelly Coke flavor. They’re all perfectly balanced; no one flavor outshines the rest. This is the Coca-Cola version of synergy and Libras are the synergy of people. I rest my case.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Coca-Cola Move

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Scorpios are mysterious, and while Coca-Cola’s creations tend to be flavored like abstract concepts, you can usually guess what flavor went into creating “pixel”- or “space”- or “+XP”-flavored Coke. This is not the case with Coca-Cola Move, which was “transformation” flavored. It was nigh on impossible to tell what was up with this particular flavor, with people online guessing everything from coconut to pandan to buttered popcorn. No one really knows what Coke was thinking with this one, and that’s kind of how the world can feel about Scorpios sometimes.

Read the full review of Coca-Cola Move

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Coca-Cola Byte

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Sagittariuses are always curious about the world around them. Where do curious people go to look things up? The internet. What machine do you do that on? A computer. What do computers have? Screens. What makes up the images on the screens? Pixels, baybee, and Coca-Cola Byte was, in fact, “pixel” flavored. I think the connection here is pretty clear, no further questions for myself.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Coca-Cola Ultimate

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Capricorns aren’t afraid to take their time with things, and as a person who has lots of gamer friends, I know they aren’t afraid to spend hours gaming, talking about gaming, getting better at gaming, chugging a Mtn Dew, and then continuing to game. That is to say, they really put the time in. You could say they are…gaining XP, which is the flavor of Coca-Cola Ultimate, a wacky Coke creation that came out a month or so ago.

Read the full review of Coca-Cola Ultimate

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Coca-Cola Starlight

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Aquariuses are revolutionary and innovative and Coke Starlight was the first Coke flavor in the absolutely insane line-up of abstract flavors back in January 2022. Plus it is “space” flavored and I have never met an Aquarius who doesn’t space out about 50% of the time, so this one works on multiple levels.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): Coca-Cola Dreamworld

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As the most romantic and whimsical of the signs, of course Pisces gets the dreamiest one: Coke Dreamworld. This one came out about a year ago and was actually “dream” flavored. Quite honestly, it wasn’t terrible. It kind of tasted like tropical punch Coke, and seeing as Pisces are always daydreaming about something, this tropical, abstract Coke flavor makes a lot of sense for them.

About the Author

Jessica Block

Jessica Block is a freelance contributor to Sporked, a comedian, a baker, a food writer, and a firm believer that Trader Joe's may just be the happiest place on earth. She loves spicy snacks, Oreos, baking bread, teeny tiny avocados, and trying new foods whenever she can. Also, if you give her a bag of Takis she will be your best friend.